Pro-climber Kyra Condie's birthday wishes to fellow pro-climber Allison Vest
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Click Here If You Want To See Allison Vest Do Two Flippity Doo Dahs In Real Time And In Slow Motion. v.redd.it/y5wdqoism9541
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Almost all thrifted outfit! Madewell high waisted jeans, j. Crew striped top, and Allison (?) brand long vest. Total cost for thrifted items was $32. Not wildly cheap, but eh I’ll take it 😊
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Allison Vest becomes Canadian Open Bouldering Champion (Instagram) instagram.com/p/Bf8_JMjlX…
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Torn note found in JonBenet’s room

There was a torn note found in JonBenet’s bedroom trash can. I sometimes wonder it if could be a significant clue as to what transpired that night. Here’s some information about the note:

From John’s police interview:
LOU SMIT: What do you see in those photographs, Mr. Ramsey?
JOHN RAMSEY: I am not really sure. I guess it looks like Christmas, I am not sure. Message that's kind of written in a fancy -- printed in fancy letter style.
LOU SMIT: Have you ever seen a letter like that?
JOHN RAMSEY: It doesn't look familiar. I can't tell.
LOU SMIT: I can tell you that --
JOHN RAMSEY: It says somebody loves you all. Merry Christmas.
LOU SMIT: I can tell you that these items were found in the trash can in your daughter's room and it was torn up.
JOHN RAMSEY: Do you know what the word before "loves" is? Somebody loves you all?
LOU SMIT: I am sure that that has been looked at very closely. It appears to be a Santa Claus letter.
JOHN RAMSEY: (MULTIPLE SPEAKERS). Friend, enjoy your holidays, Christmas (INAUDIBLE). Well, it doesn't look like anything I have seen before.
LOU SMIT: Okay.
JOHN RAMSEY: And I don't know what it would be doing, you know, torn up in -- looks like it's torn down here, maybe. On the right side.
LOU SMIT: You have no reason or no idea how it may have gotten there?
JOHN RAMSEY: No

From Patsy’s police interview:
THOMAS HANEY: Here is another topic. Do you know anything about a Christmas poem that was written out and was torn up and thrown in the trash?
PATSY RAMSEY: (No response.)
TRIP DeMUTH: You know the poems you wrote and put in the notebook about Santa Claus?
PATSY RAMSEY: Yeah, right.
TRIP DeMUTH: Was one torn up and thrown away; do you remember anything like that?
PATSY RAMSEY: No. I think I hurriedly put one together the night -- it was usually a kind of a last-minute thing. I don't remember throwing one away.

TRIP DeMUTH: I think something like that was seen in the trash, or one of the wastebaskets. Do you remember anything about that?
PATSY RAMSEY: No. I mean I did it on the computer I think. I mean -- I mean, I am just guessing. Maybe it was a copy that, not a final draft, you know.
TRIP DeMUTH: But you don't know?
PATSY RAMSEY: I don't know.
(MULTIPLE SPEAKERS.)
TRIP DeMUTH: Okay, that's fine.

Recently, I’ve been wondering if the below i

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Anyone need/want a prosthetic?

Hi Everyone, my name is Chris Repp. I'm a casting producer at Aberrant Creative trying to help those in need. Please share/nominate as we are looking to change people's lives!

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Have you had a finger, toe, eye, nose, part of your face or body removed due to injury, illness or congenital condition?

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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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Friends and Family (Chapter 25) Part 1

Due to the size of this blog, this chapter will be done in THREE PARTS.

It would turn out to be a very nice wedding, as pretty much all weddings go. By around three o’ clock, the table was pretty much taking shape. Peter and Cheryl brought two big buckets of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Siobhan made a vegetable tray. Some brought potato chips. Wendy made three different kinds of sandwiches (chicken salad, ham and cheese, and some made with Underwood Deviled Ham). Vince and Marissa brought ice cream. Someone brought nachos with cheese sauce. Nearly everyone brought sodas. Someone got creative and brought a tremendous sub sandwich from the neighborhood Subway. Audrey made iced tea. And of course, there was that big beautiful wedding cake. The table sure did look beautiful!

Jim made his way downstairs. When he got there, Reverend Q and the groomsmen and bridesmaids were there also. Jim was nervous, even though he was trying his level best not to show it. There were some cans of ginger ale in the refrigerator. Jim took a can. He felt he needed it. After a few sips, he seemed to feel a little more at ease. Reverend Q asked Jim if he was okay. Jim said, β€œTo be honest, I feel nervous. But I guess after some ginger ale, I am feeling a little better.”

In addition to feeling nervous, Jim was also feeling quite queasy. Another good reason why he needed that ginger ale. Sydney and Julie both got a look at Jim. Sydney asked, β€œJim, are you sure you’re okay?”

Jim answered, β€œI am starting to feel somewhat better. Maybe after a few more sips of ginger ale…”

That was when Julie cut him off. She put her hand on his wrist, and she had him put down that can of ginger ale. Right away, Jim thought one thing. If I had a Coke instead of a ginger ale, would it be any different? Possibly not. Then again, I do love Coke. Julie said, β€œJim, from my understanding, it’s natural to feel nervous on your wedding day. Surely, our parents felt the same way on their wedding days.”

Jim did not say a word, but he did give Julie and Sydney a smile. If what Julie said assured Jim, he did not show it. Sure, Jim was nervous when he proposed to Candi at the 1987 Indianapolis 500. At that moment, he felt as though he had butterflies in his stomach doing about a hundred miles an hour. Maybe now, he was just as nervous as he was then, maybe even more so.

Jim thought back on the first years of his life. His childhood at his house on Bethany Street. That hot summer day when the Holbrooks moved

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Rational
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There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.

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My 3 yr old daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple and I asked her if she liked apples.

She said apple-lutely

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What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

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Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
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so many choices
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Gottemm
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Well that didn't cross my mind
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He knows too much
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where do pirates get their hooks?

second hand stores!

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Game IV.A 2021 - Big Brother - Rules & Roles

Sign up here!

In April there will be two games running simultaneously:

  • Game A: Big Brother - hosted by /u/SlytherinBuckeye and u/saraberry12, and shadowed by /u/flabbergasted_rhino, /u/meddleofmycause, u/tipsytippett and u/chxths
  • Game B: Mistborn - hosted by u/ravenclawroxy, u/mindputtee and u/dirtymarteeny, and shadowed by u/sylvimelia and u/wywy4321

When signing up you can either choose one, say which one you’d prefer, or say that you don’t mind and we’ll pick for you.

Players that have received 2 or more inactivity or rule violation removals from a game within the last 12 months will not be allowed to sign up for Game A. If you feel an exception should be made, please feel free to PM the host account, u/HWW_Chenbot, to discuss.


Every summer, Houseguests enter the Big Brother house for the chance to win $500,000. There is drama, backstabbing, and tears, not to mention poor decision making, cheesy alliance names, and bad gameplay. It makes for good television, but the production team is SICK πŸ‘πŸ» OF πŸ‘πŸ» IT πŸ‘πŸ». They have decided to enter the game and take control, showing everyone they know how to make the best moves and make it to the end. Disguised as Houseguests, they will do whatever is necessary to win, even if it means framing the real Houseguests as rule breakers to get them out of the game.

The Houseguests must figure out who doesn't belong. Too many removals due to production interference and the show might end up cancelled forever!


Teams and Win Conditions:

In this game there are two teams: the Houseguests (town) and the Production Staff (wolves). Houseguests win if they completely eliminate all members of Production. Production wins when they outnumber the houseguests. In the case of a 1-1 tie, the Jury (eliminated players) will cast their vote for the winner of Big Brother.

Roles:

There are no secret roles or secret win conditions. Specific details of the mechanics behind some roles may not be shared publicly. All actions are required nightly unless they have a limited number of uses. Each role may appear an unexpected number of times... this is Big Brother, after all.

The Houseguests

Role Description
The Pawns (John McGuire and Victoria Rafaeli) Sometimes the HoH will put a player on the block as a pawn to ensure the eviction goes their way. But everyone knows no one is truly
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My 6 year old wanted me to share his joke with you all. What is a horses favorite store?

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

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I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
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I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..

it's Hans free now..

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3.14159265387279 snek
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Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

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Rock bottom
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My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

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Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $3.00

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"

That was the punchline

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I threw up in the toilet
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Hot
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Saw this on insta @PunHubOnline
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Had a good chuckle
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At what point does it stop being grave robbing and start being archaeology?
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Today on a walk my son was asking about a bunch of plants and stuff, he pointed to one and I said it was a fungi.

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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So my dad just died because he needed blood and we didn’t know his blood type.

He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.

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HAUS-KEEPING (April 16)

The handy-dandy Cliff Notes version to what’s been happening in our sub recently! (a collaborative effort from your moderator team, we hope you enjoy!)

QotW:

u/Getreadytogrumble sees an end in sight for her paramedic training rotation:

>And to think, all it'll take is a long weekend of severe sleep deprivation, some psychological trauma, and a loaner kevlar vest!

Our own Debbie Downer (with good reason!) u/2boredtocare chimes in with this gem:

>When you think to yourself: "Damn, this week sucks. Can't wait til it's over!" Just realize...if there are days left, there's time for more things to happen that will fuck it all up even more.

OTOH, u/ketokate-o comes up with a positive!

>It's impossible to be sad when you're eating Korean food.

u/Gillyyak with wise words about death:

>Every year you age you will have to deal with more and more death of folks you knew. I try to use these deaths and the memories they bring as a way to appreciate my life even more, rather than wallow in the sadness of the brevity of life, or some such poetic shit.

u/Getreadytogrumble speaks for many of us

>I've come to terms with my personal aesthetic being "low-key lesbian camp counselor" because it's so damned comfortable.

u/ketokate-o celebrates a true life win for some of us!

>Good news is she said she’s pretty sure we’re staying with the pandemic dress code so I never have to wear nice shoes ever again.

u/cutercottage celebrates the little things (as one SHOULD):

>Starting to see my face deflate a little. Trying to focus on the productivity and mood benefits rather than that, but it’s still nice to see my face de-puffing.

u/JennLnz showing off that Farm Girl Fitness at Tractor Supply to the amazement of the old obese guy watching her go.

>That's right, fellas. Women in their late 40s can be Bad Ass Bitches too! πŸ’ͺ🏼😝

Hot Topics:

u/2boredtocare wants our feedback in her Some questions for you PCOS ladies before her visit to a new gynecologist.

>Just want to go in prepared, and I feel sort of clueless right now, as I've been dealing with this shit forever already. Thanks!

u/Queen_Tink provided a missing piece to weight loss stalls for many of us with her adrenal fatigue topic

>Mark Sisson stated it is better to be fully keto-adapted before you attempt to redu

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The elderly wife in church turned to her husband and said, β€œI’ve just done a silent fart. What should I do?”

He said, β€œChange the batteries in your hearing aid”.

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My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work

She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up

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I have been asking everyone what LGBTQ is?

So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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Oh the tangled web we weave ...
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What is your favourite breakfast food?
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Grandma is always saying to me ' Hey what's the name of that German guy again who keeps taking my stuff '

Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.

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How do you track Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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