During lockdown, I managed to connect virtually with a Lion, Giraffe and Rhino all at the same time.
These zoo meetings are really taking off.
All races are the same
Usually the fastest guy wins
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
There’s a city where all the people have the same blood type
The capital of Taiwan. They’re all Taipai.
All lego architecture is the same
The siding's always made of brick
Recently, I've been driving my wife crazy with how many friends named Fred I've been making, and they all look the same, no less. That said, one day a man rang our bell, and my wife, relieved that he did not look like my other friends, asked who he was, to which a replied:
"Don't worry, Honey, he's just another Fred of mine."
Did you hear that all cats have the same favorite color?
Yep. Apparently it's purple.
What causes all the super-yachts to squeeze together in the same tourist spots?
Did y’all know there no canary’s in the Canary Islands? The Virgin Islands are the same!
There aren’t any canary’s there either.
Praying mantises don't all follow the same religion.
What do you call it when all the hens in the henhouse quit on the same day?
Redheads are all the same
They do everything gingerly
Most people think that all testicles are pretty much the same, but
How do you make 3 old ladies all yell profanities at the same time ?
Have a fourth one yell "BINGO"
I wish you f(ALL) the same
All my neighbours bought the same set of stereos
When will they stop stereotyping
How did the Grinch know to average all of the presents he stole, so that each Who in Whoville got the same amount returned to them?
He’s a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
Did you hear about the drummer who decided to name all his daughters the same name?
Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.
Why do German girls all have the same phone number?
Every one of them I ask says
999-9999
I want to drink my coffee, smoke my cigarette, browse reddit on my phone all at the same time but I only have 2 hands. I wish I had another set of hands for this.
I think that would be pretty handy.
We were at the aquarium. All dads in the vicinity made the same joke.....
There was a man cleaning a tank but all you could see was his hand. My dad leans to me and says "look! It's a rare hand fish."
The dad next to us with his two kids said "look everyone? Do you see the hand fish? That ones my favorite."
As we walked a way another family walked up and I heard their dad say "here we have the hand fish."
Edit: I told my dad about the response this is getting, to which he replied "Wow. Is it going viral? Should I call my doctor?" (Keep in mind he doesn't know how the internet works.)
When the yogurt took over, we all made the same jokes
“Finally, our rulers will have culture,”
“Our society has curdled,”
“Our government is now the cream of the crop,”
All food ends up in the same place...
Either it goes to waste or it goes to waist
Sets of teeth are all essentially the same
Once you've seen one, you've seenamel
This one time, all the rooms in a hotel were booked. But then comes this one guy, who asks for a room, in the same hotel, and gets one easily.
Because his name was Improvement. And there's always room for improvement.
Why do all hotdogs look the same?
Because they are in bread.
My girlfriend gave me a hard time about thinking pink, red, and maroon are all the same...
I told her I can't tell the difference between Laurie, Grant, and Jackman either.
You women are all the same...
I hired Emcee Adam Yauch for my kid’s birthday party but all he did was play the same Village People song over and over again.
I believe all ships that didn't have enough lifeboats had the same lifeboats.
Why, you ask?
All their passengers were in the same boat.
When people say that all rice is the same, that's a little bit
All these sheep look the same..
All quilts are the same
That was a blanket statement.
Why do all hot dogs look the same?
Because they're in-bread.
I have two big ladders at home but when I got married to my second wife, she had a small ladder, so now I have a step ladder but I love it all the same
Action words such as give, take, obey and untie are all said the same way.
I've taken to watching episodes of Friends on multiple screens all at the same time
I just love synchronised Schwimmers
Shopping centers are all the same...
...if you've went to one, you went to the mall.
I've heard fish tell a lot of different stories but they all end the same way
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
You know Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same,
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
My friend is a drummer who recently had quadruplets and named them all the same....
Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.
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