A list of puns related to "Alive Alive O!"
My wife is reading a list of potential migraine triggers to me (we're trying to figure out what my triggers are; I'm a recent sufferer).
She asks me if I've ever taken an MAOI since, "They discovered that people who took them in the 50's have issues with tyramines [a known migraine trigger]."
I told her, "No, I've never taken one." She asks, "Are you sure?"
I say, "I'm sure, plus I wasn't alive in the 50's." rimshot
I look at my 11 y/o daughter and say, "Dad joke?"
She asks, "Did you say Dad joke or bad joke?"
I respond, "Isn't that the same thing?"
It's good to be king.
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