Ali B Puns

Containing the name Alyssa/ali. Kid friendly. Not one of those “dad jokes” about ... well... just keep it clean. Thanks!

Would he be Brock-Ali? 🥦

GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL.....

MUHAMMAD ALI D.V.D'S......

  (both boxed.)

Because of his Ali G

Jellyfish: Done

Muhammad Ali: sting like a bee

Jellyfish: I am nailing this.

Sea-alis.

Ali.

Never lost a boxing match against Muhammed Ali either. Also never lost a single game in the NBA Finale.

It was Litter Ali, a work of art.

Of course in his prime Muhammad Ali was only 4

I say Middle Eastern cuz I honestly forget if he's Iraqi or Iranian. We were getting to know each other, and I asked him to tell me a fable from his country of origin. It went like this:

Ali: In (the town he grew up in), there is a tower. A very very tall tower, many stories high, with only stairs. And legend says that if you climb all the way to the very top...

(pause)

Me: What happens?

Ali: completely straight face You will get very dizzy.

That was it. I thought it was hilarious.

Aurora Bore-alis

I call him Moo-hammad Ali.

Litter Ali