My girlfriend asked me if she could mix alfredo and marinara sauces on her spaghetti, I said...

Anything's pastabowl

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📅︎ May 06 2018
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I found a spaghetti noodles in my fettuccine Alfredo

It was an impasta

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👤︎ u/Dark_Devin
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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Weird Alfredo imgur.com/rOKkbb0
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📅︎ Jan 08 2015
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I spent my entire life savings on pasta.

It was worth every penne.

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What's Batman's favorite food

Chicken Alfredo

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👤︎ u/Slymood
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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What is the catchphrase of the Italian Ghostbusters?

I ain't alfredo no ghost

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📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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Why was the pasta scared of the sauce?

Because it was Alfredo.

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👤︎ u/jaybram24
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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What do you call a chef who's scared of sauce?

Alfredo

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📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way.

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📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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I've had a knoephla this ish
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📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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What do Italians eat for dinner on Halloween?

Fettuccine Alfredo!

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👤︎ u/ajmansell
📅︎ Oct 30 2018
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*Knock knock*

Who's there?

Alfredo.

Alfredo who?

Alfredo the dark are you?

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📅︎ May 24 2018
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Why did the linguini join the Ghostbusters?

Because it wasn't alfredo no ghost!

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📅︎ Nov 06 2015
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Got my wife

I got home from work, and my lovely wife has just finished making supper. I noticed there was a pasta like side dish. She stated that I might not like it because it was Alfredo. I said, "I was Alfredo that!" Badum tssss! The groan told me it was my best work yet!

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📅︎ Mar 17 2015
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At a mexican restaurant... Every time.

"Hola, what can I get for you folks?" "Fettucini alfredo. Hehehehehehehee"

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While ordering pasta

Waitress: "and what kind of sauce would you like?" Me: "I'll take the Alfredo, because I'm Alfredo the pesto!" -big grin-

Waitress was not impressed. Everyone else just glared.

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👤︎ u/DBTeacup
📅︎ Jan 08 2015
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Dad joked when ordering Italian food

My dad asked what I was going to order

I said chicken Alfredo

He replied, "Alfredo? What's Al-fraid-of?"

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👤︎ u/WestRaider
📅︎ Mar 11 2014
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Why was the sauce scared of dating the pasta?

It was alfredo commitment.

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📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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pasta

alfredo pasta should be worth every penny

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👤︎ u/endrohat
📅︎ Dec 18 2017
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