Anything's pastabowl
It was an impasta
It was worth every penne.
Chicken Alfredo
I ain't alfredo no ghost
Because it was Alfredo.
Alfredo
He pasta way.
So I work at a car dealership in not the best part of town. I was outside enjoying a smoke when a frail woman with bad teeth walked towards me. "I'll suck you off for a plate of lasagna," she said. I shot back, "sorry, I'm not interested in pastatutes."
Fettuccine Alfredo!
Who's there?
Alfredo.
Alfredo who?
Alfredo the dark are you?
Because it wasn't alfredo no ghost!
I got home from work, and my lovely wife has just finished making supper. I noticed there was a pasta like side dish. She stated that I might not like it because it was Alfredo. I said, "I was Alfredo that!" Badum tssss! The groan told me it was my best work yet!
"Hola, what can I get for you folks?" "Fettucini alfredo. Hehehehehehehee"
Waitress: "and what kind of sauce would you like?" Me: "I'll take the Alfredo, because I'm Alfredo the pesto!" -big grin-
Waitress was not impressed. Everyone else just glared.
My dad asked what I was going to order
I said chicken Alfredo
He replied, "Alfredo? What's Al-fraid-of?"
It was alfredo commitment.
alfredo pasta should be worth every penny
