I am going to get a dog, name him 'Achilles', and train him to be a medical service dog so that one day I can give the command 'Achilles, Heel!' and confuse those people who like a good pun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unrequitedposts
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What is that gift you are bearing Achilles?
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I have a poor knowledge of Greek mythology.

It has always been my Achilles' elbow.

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Achilles, heel!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bitchyswiftie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2021
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What was Achilles’ weakness?

The man, The myth. The leg end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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After getting my calf tattoo'd I thought I'd also get my achilles done
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomsvbored
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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I named my dog Achilles.

He’s pretty smart, except when I say heel he plays dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atruthtellingliar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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It has always been his Achilles’ elbow.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles

Elbow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCCOmputer_Mikey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I got a new dog and named him Achilles

He only knows how to heel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Einstine1984
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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I recently tore my Achilles. The doctor doesn't know if it'll heel.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeechipmunk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2016
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I got caught faking my way through an ancient history course

I failed because Greek mythology is my Achilles horse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chosty55
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2022
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The white shark is one of the most vicious fish in the ocean. What's the most vulnerable fish?

Achilles' eel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptMal065
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2022
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Have you heard of the ancient Greek hero Bophades?

He was alot like Achilles. He had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel, it was his groin. You've heard of "Achilles heel" but have you heard of "Bophades' nuts" ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papermoonfortune
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2022
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I'm have no knowledge of human anatomy or Greek mythology.

They're my Achilles elbow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_cosplay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2022
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The Trojan war between the Greeks and Troy was really fought over the whether to adopt the metric or imperial system of measurement.

Why else would Achilles ride around shouting "Hectare, Hectare"

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Jokes about DNA are my ultimate weakness...

You might even say my Achilles Helix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjmaeff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2021
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My son got good grades in all his classes except Greek Mythology

That's always been his Achilles Elbow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Homer had a hard time writing factually.

It was his Achilles heel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I know Almost nothing about Greek Mythology.

It is my Achilles heel.

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Dad didn't hesitate to bust out this one

My father is having ankle problems lately and he was trying to describe to me where it hurts and how it felt.

Dad: It feels really sore around my ankle and comes down to my Achilles. It only hurts off and on though.

Me: Well have you tried an ice pack? Maybe you need to wrap it.

Dad: Yo Yo Yo! My ankle is killing me. Word out, son!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TentacleMage
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2014
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I know a lot about ancient history, except for Greek Mythology.

It's my Achilles Knee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_redditr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2017
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The only course I flunked horribly in college was on Greek mythology.

It was my Achilles’ elbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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What was Achilles’ weakness?

The man, the myth, the leg end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I passed all of my courses except for Greek Mythology.

That has always been my Achilles' elbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crumble_Pies
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2022
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My poor knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
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I passed all my courses except for Greek mythology.

That has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My lack of knowledge of Greek Mythology...

...is my Achille’s knee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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My knowledge isn't too good when it comes to Greek mythology

It's always been my Achilles elbow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_mazda_driver
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