One of my friends accidentally painted his wife with cheese twice yesterday.

That's right, he double gloucester.

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👤︎ u/mykeuk
📅︎ May 24 2018
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My dad accidentally told me that he's not my real father.

I mean, talk about a faux pas...

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👤︎ u/Gehalgod
📅︎ May 14 2014
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