My son is studying to become a lawyer, so I texted him, "If you tickle a man to death by accident..."
Oh man, I just heard my favorite Rock Star was in an accident and lost his entire left leg!
At least he isn't retiring from music though, just switching to Hip Hop.
NASA Mission Control tells a man that there's been a terrible accident and that his wife has floated off into space
The bewildered man says, "So what's the big deal?!"
NASA Mission Control replies, "Sir, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."
A man had an accident while playing Peekaboo
He’s currently in the ICU
Just heard a man had an accident while playing peek a boo..
He's currently in the ICU.
News just in: In a freak accident today, a man was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him.
To be fair, the people he was photographing did try to warn him.
A man woke up in the hospital after a serious accident, the man yelled "DOCTOR! DOCTOR, I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!"
The doctor then replied "i know, i amputated your arms."
The man who took my diary died in an accident yesterday..
At this dificult situation, my thoughts are with his family.
An Italian man loses his hands from bike accident. What did his parents ask the doctor?
“Will my son able to speak again?”
I got in a car accident with a snow man and wanted to warn oncoming traffic
So I put out some snow cones.
A man had a chainsaw accident and lost 2 fingers. He lost 20% of his touch.
Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg in an accident?
Did you hear about the man whose entire left side of his body was cut off in an accident?
It’s ok. He’s all right now.
A young-looking sea captain comes on deck to greet his crew for the first time and one man blurted out by accident, "He's a baby!"
The captain responded, "No shit, I used to be a seaman."
Man: Doctor, I ate one of those “Do not Eat” silica packets by accident. Am I going to die?
Doctor: Well, everyone will die eventually.
Man: Everyone? Oh God, What have I done?
A man is in a bad car accident and his wife rushes to the hospital.
The doctor says I’m sorry but your husband is all right now.
The wife is puzzled. Well why are you sorry then.
The doctor says because your husband lost his left arm and leg.
A man died in a tragic skydiving accident...
Many say he left the impact on the world.
Did you hear about the man who ended up shorter after a car accident?
"I've never had an accident and I never will," said Tom recklessly.
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"And then the man took off his shoes to prove he had 11 toes, and I lost the bet," Tom recounted.
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"Yes, I'm starting a legal business," Tom affirmed.
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My son is studying to become a lawyer, so I texted him, "If you tickle a man to death by accident..."
What’s it called when you tickle a man to death by accident?
A man woke up in a hospital after a terrible accident. He shouted, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!”
The doctor replied, “I know. I amputated your arms!”
A man awoke in a hospital bed after a brutal accident. He shouted “doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!”
The doctor replied “I know you can’t, I’ve cut off your arms“
a man woke up after a serious accident and he said “I can’t feel my legs!!”
the doctor said “I know you can’t, i’ve cut off your arms!
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!”
The doctor replied, “I know you can’t I’ve cut off your arms!”
A man was in a bad car accident and had to have his left arm and left leg amputated...
But don't worry, he's allright now.
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