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The Labour left’s manic depression

These changes in the composition of the party has affected the Labour left. In 1981 Tony Benn received 81.1 percent of the constituency vote in the campaign for party leader, in 1988 it was 18.8 percent. [98] In 1989 Ken Livingstone lost his seat on the NEC, and in 1993 Benn was ousted after three and a half decades on that body. Until then ‘constituency parties’ representatives on the NEC, first elected by constituency delegates in 1937, [were] consistently and overwhelmingly on the party’s left’. [99] By the 1990s the left were a minority, though the right has not succeeded in wiping it out, with Dennis Skinner and Dianne Abbott retaining seats in 1995 while ‘moderniser’ Jack Straw lost his. Labour’s left has proved relatively powerless against the leadership’s right wing authoritarianism.

A sign of the reformist left’s disintegration was the closure of much of its press: News on Sunday (June 1987); New Socialist and Labour Weekly (Oct 1987); Marxism Today (December 1991); the Socialist (June 1992); Spare Rib (February 1993). This leaves the newly launched Red Pepper and Tribune, its circulation down to 5,000 from a high of 40,000. The fate of the Tribune Group exemplifies the trend:

Its once passionate and well attended weekly meetings had dwindled to directionless once-a-month gatherings attended sometime by as few as four or five MPs... Only a few years before it had been touted as the new powerhouse of the PLP but it was now an irrelevance, without ideology or purpose, eviscerated by the disease of leadership loyalty. [100]

Sometimes the situation is acknowledged. Skinner says: ‘The elimination of alternative viewpoints within the Labour Party is now more thorough than it has ever been ... We have a small group of people at the top of the party controlling everything and putting a firm stop to any dissent.’ [101] Benn thinks ‘Socialism has been explicitly repudiated ... People who have given their life to the party are wondering whether it actually is in terminal decline’. [[102]](https://www.marxists.org/archive/cliff/works/1988/labour/17-

MotoGP:

Repsol Honda: Marc Marquez, Raul Fernandez

LCR Honda: Alex Marquez, Ai Ogura

Monster Energy Yamaha: Fabio Quartararo, Toprak Razgatlioglu

WithU RNF Yamaha: Andrea Dovizioso, Darryn Binder

Lenovo Ducati: Pecco Bagnaia, Jorge Martin

Gresini Ducati: Fabio Di Giannantonio, Aron Canet

Pramac Ducati: Enea Bastianini, Miguel Oliveira

Mooney VR46 Ducati: Luca Marini, Marco Bezzecchi

Ecstar Suzuki: Joan Mir, Jack Miller

Red Bull KTM Factory Team: Brad Binder, Remy Gardner

Tech 3 KTM Factory Team: Augusto Fernandez, Pedro Acosta

Aprilia Racing: Aleix Espargaro, Franco Morbidelli

Moto2: (yes, I still stand firm with my prediction that Forward will have to leave the grid for finanical issues and PrüstelGP will enter with KTM/CF Moto2's help)

Red Bull 'KTM' Ajo: Cameron Beaubier, Jaume Masia

Mooney VR46: Celestino Vietti, Niccolo Antonelli

Marc VDS: Sam Lowes, Tony Arbolino

GasGas Aspar Team: Jake Dixon, Sergio Garcia

Italtrans Racing: Dennis Foggia, Andrea Migno

Gresini: Filip Salac, Gabriel Rodrigo

Flexbox HP40: Jorge Navarro, Alex Escrig

RW Racing GP: Barry Baltus, Zonta van den Goorbergh

American Racing: Sean Dylan Kelly, Rory Skinner

Honda Team Asia: Somkiat Chantra (or Keminth Kubo if Somkiat continues to falter), Tatsuki Suzuki

IntactGP Team: Jeremy Alcoba, Lukas Tulovic

VR46 Yamaha Master Camp Team: Manuel Gonzalez, Keminth Kubo (or McKinley Kyle Fernado Paz)

Mandalika SAG: Bo Bendsneyder, John McPhee

CF Moto PrüstelGP: Marcel Schrötter, Joe Roberts

Boscoscuro: Fermin Aldeguer, Romano Fenati

Moto3:

Red Bull KTM Ajo: Daniel Holgado, Deniz Öncü

Red Bull KTM Tech3: Diogo Moreira, (whosoever shall win the Rookies Cup, my prediction would be Tatchakorn Buasri, since he is the only rider out of 2021's Top 11 to remain in the RBRC, another good candidate would be Jose Antonio Rueda)

Leopard Racing: David Munoz, Joel Kelso

CF Moto PrüstelGP: Xavier Artigas, Collin Veijer

Sterilgarda Husqvarna Max: Ayumu Sasaki, Marcos Uriarte

MT Helmets - MSI: Ryusei Yamanaka, Marcos Ruda

Team CIP Green Power: Kaito Toba, Lorenzo Fellon

GasGas Aspar: Izan Guevara, Jacob Roulstone (or Filipo Farioli if he wins either the Rookies Cup or CEV Moto3)

SIC58 Squadra Corse: Riccardo Rossi, Jose Julian Garcia

Rivacold Snipers Team: Alberto Surra, Adrian Fernandez (it may sounds silly, but now after Raul lead KTM and Tech 3 to signing Adrian, if Raul goes to Honda, Adrian may be moving to a Honda team also, let's not forget he made his debut for th

Hello lovely Taskmaster-mad people!While watching this series, I was having fun creating a list of people whom I realistically think could be on the next series of Taskmaster.Obviously, Alex has the ability to get big stars of UK comedy on the show... e.g. Frank Skinner in Series 1, Alan Davies in Series 12, and plenty of others in between not to be forgotten. But there are certain comedy favourites that often come up in surveys like this one, that we'd LOVE to see. E.g. Richard Ayoade, Sandi Toksvig, David Mitchell, Jimmy Carr, that could maybe say yes. But they have busy schedules and they host their own shows/have massive careers, so might be less likely to be on Taskmaster anytime soon.

Who would you love to see on Taskmaster in future AND you think would actually say yes if Alex asked them?

Here's a waaay too long and, admittedly subjective, list of possible contestants that I thought of (in no order whatsoever). Thoughts and feelings Taskmaster Community? And, even better, additions, people I've left out?

• Catherine Bohart
• Ross Noble
• Sue Perkins
• Munya Chawawa
• Ahir Shah
• Miles Jupp
• Tom Allen
• Judi Love
• Rob Delaney
• Fern Brady
• Ed Byrne
• Ivo Graham
• John Robins
• Suzi Ruffell
• Matthew Crosby
• Angela Barnes
• Kiri Pritchard-McLean
• Jessie Cave
• Jack Dee
• Cariad Lloyd
• Phill Jupitus
• Marcus Brigstock
• Robert Webb
• Eshaan Akbar
• David O'Doherty
• Josie Long
• Bill Bailey
• Susan Calman
• Maisie Adam
• Sindhu Vee
• Andrew Maxwell
• Ellie Taylor
• Rachel Parris
• Chris Addison
• Isy Suttie
• Claudia Winkleman

EDIT (To include some further names and some of the awesome, and very possible, suggestions below, we'll have taskmaster line-ups ready to go up to Series 27 at this point, "Long May King Greg Reign!"):

• Adam Buxton
• Shappi Khorsandi
• Kiell Smith-Bynoe
• John Kearns
• Marek Larwood
• Sophie Duker
• Harriet Kemsley
• Paul Merton
• Darren Harriott
• Nick Helm
• Henning Wehn
• Dane Baptiste
• Zoe Lyons
• Diane Morgan
• Russell Kane
• Sam Simmons
• Holly Walsh
• Chris Ramsey
• Ronnie Ancona
• Andy Hamilton
• Tony Law
• Joel Dommett
• Rhys James
• Rick Edwards
• Jayde Adams
• Jason Manford
• Rachel Fairburn
• Sarah Keyworth
• Felicity Ward
• Mae Martin
• Elis James
• Margaret Cabourn-Smith
• Scroobius Pip
• Olga Koch
• Steen Raskopoulos
• Simon Bird
• Natasia Demetriou
• Jamie Demetriou
• Tiff Stevenson
• Andrew Hunter Murray
• Alice Fraser
• Rufus Hound
• Nathan Caton
• Stephen Mangan
• Alasdair Beckett-King

Started as 36 MB2 team from 1997-2002

36 was changed to the #01 after US Army signed onboard, it was #01 from 2003-2006 Pocono II. IIRC MBV Motorsports was for the 10

After Bobby Ginn brought out MB2 after Pocono II, 01 was run under Ginn from 2006 Indy to 2007 Chicagoland

After Ginn scam went under after 2007 Chicagoland, it was run as DEI 01 from 2007 Indy-2008

01 DEI points were sold to 33 RCR after 2008 season, it ran as the #33 till 2012 Fontana

33 points was sold to Circle Sport after first 5 races of 2012, ran as the 33 Circle Sport/PT RCR till 2015. First race for Circle Sport was Martinsville I 2012

Circle Sport acquired a charter from running 33 full time from 2013-2015

Circle Sport leased there charter to 95 LFR in 2016, renamed the team to LFR-Circle Sport racing

After LFR got TBR Charter, Circle Sport partner with TMG for the 2017 season.

After terrible 2017 season, Falk partnered with the Go Fas after the 2017 season . Go Fas sold there charter to the Woods Brothers

Go fas was partnered with Joe Falk from 2018-2020.

Falk sold the charter to #78 Live fast started in 2021, will run in 2022

36 MB2 - Derrike Cope/Ernie Irvan/Ricky Craven/Jerry Nadeau/Dick Trickle/Ken Schrader (1997-2002) (5th Atlanta II 1997)

01 MB2 - Jerry Nadeau/Boris Said/Mike Skinner/Jason Keller/Mike Wallace/Joe Nemechek - (2003-2006 Pocono II) (1 win Kansas 2004)

01 Ginn - Joe Nemechek/Regan Smith/Mark Martin (2006 Indy-2007 Chicagoland) (2nd 2007 Daytona 500)

01 DEI - Aric Almirola/Mark Martin/Regan Smith - (2007 Indy-2008) (4th Dover II 2007)

33 RCR - Clint Bowyer/Elliott Sadler/Brenden Guaghan (2009-2012 Fontana) (3 wins)

33/90 Circle Sport - Hermie Sadler/Tony Raines/Stephen Leicht/Austin Dillon/Cole Whitt/Jeff Green/Landon Cassill/Ron Fellows/Brian Scott/Timmy Hill/David Stremme/Alex Kennedy/Bobby Labonte/Morgan Shepherd/Travis Kvapil/Ty Dillon/Michael Annett/Derek White/Mike Bliss/B.J. McLeod/Ryan Ellis/Boris Said/Jeffrey Earnhardt (12 Martinsville I-2015/2017) (6th Talladega II 2014)

Avg Finish

2016 25.5 (10th Daytona II)

2017 31.5 (26th x3 Daytona 500, Indy, and Kansas II)

2018 27.0 (7th Daytona II)

2019 25.9 (6th Daytona II)

2020 25.6 (8th Daytona 500)

2021 33.0 (9th Daytona II)

Owner Points

2016 - 30th

2017 - 37th*

2018 - 31st

2019 - 30th

2020 - 30th

2021 - 32th

Corey Lajoie 72 races - 6th (Daytona II 2019)

Matty D 36 races - 7th (Daytona II 2018)

BJ McLeod 28 races - 9th (Daytona II 2021)

Michael McDowell 29 races - 10t

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

This is part one of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.

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Key:

AS - All-Star

AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA

AD - All-Defensive

AR - All-Rookie

MVP - Most Valuable Player

FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player

DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year

6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year

MIP- Most Improved Player

COTY - Coach of the Year

EOTY- Executive of the Year

ScrC - Points Leader

AstC - Assists Leader

RebC - Rebounds Leader

StlC - Steals Leader

BlkC - Blocks Leader

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Acadia University (1): Brian Heaney (1969-70) - 2.0/0.3/0.4 - 14 G

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Akron (4): Bill Turner (1967-1973) - 5.4/3.5/0.6 - 294 G

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Alabama (32): Latrell Sprewell (1992-2005) - 18.3/4.1/4.0 - 913 G - 4x AS, 1x AN, 1x AD, AR

Honorable Mentions: Antonio McDyess, Robert Horry, Mo Williams, Gerald Wallace

Active: JaMychal Green, Collin Sexton, Kira Lewis Jr, Herb Jones, Joshua Primo

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Alabama A&M (1): Mickell Gladness (2011-12) - 2.2/2.2/0.2 - 26 G

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Alabama at Birmingham (11): Elijah Millsap (2015-2017) - 4.2/2.8/1.1 - 69 G

Active: Nate Darling

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Alabama State (2): Kevin Loder (1981-84) - 5.9/2.3/1.2 - 148 G

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Alabama-Huntsville (1): Josh Magette (2017-20) - 2.2/1.0/2.4 - 26 G

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Albany State (5): Caldwell Jones (1973-1990) - 7.9/8.2/1.4 - 1299 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Wil Jones

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Albertson College of Idaho (1): Elgin Baylor (1958-72) - 27.4/13.5/4.3 - 846 G - HOF, 11x AS, 10x AN, ROY

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Alcorn State (6): Lindsey Hunter (1993-2010) - 8.5/2.2/2.7 - 937 G - 2x Champ, AR

Honorable Mention: Larry Smith

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Alliance College (1): Don Asmonga (1953-54) - 0.7/0.1/0.7 - 7 G

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American (2): Kermit Washington (1973-82, 1987) - 9.2/8.3/1.4 - 507 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Andre Ingram

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American International (1): Mario Elie (1990-2001) - 8.6/2.8/2.6 - 732 G - 3x Champ

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Appalachian State (1): Belus Smawley (1947-51) - 12.7/2.8/23 - 261 G

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Arizona (60): Gilbert Arenas (2001-12) - 20.7/3.9/5.3 - 552 G - 3x AS, 3x AN, MIP

Honorable Mentions: Andre Iguodala, Jason Terry, Richard Jefferson, Mike Bibby, Damon Stoudamire, Steve Kerr

Active: Deandre Ayton, Aaron Gordon, Josh Green, Solomon Hill, Andre Iguodala, Stanley Johnson, Lauri Markkanean, TJ McConnell, Zeke Nnaji

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Which teammates through NASCAR history did not like each other, on or off the race track?

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?