I called the child abuse hotline the other day..
...a six year old picked up the phone and told me to fuck off
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︎ Oct 27 2022
One should never make domestic abuse jokes.
Because for some people, those jokes hit close to home.
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︎ Sep 03 2022
Itβs very hard to bathe a cat
My tongue is tired already
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︎ Sep 22 2022
why is it not recommended to count goat poop?
because that shit is poitless
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︎ Oct 09 2022
I caught my friend harassing some electricity...
I told him it was an abuse of power.
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︎ Aug 24 2022
What drug do sheep abuse the most?
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︎ May 17 2022
A friend of mine wants to start a business marketing barbecue tools exclusively to the growing number of police who abuse their authority.
He calls it "All Cops Are Basters"
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︎ Apr 18 2022
I had a joke about my abusive father...
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︎ Jan 31 2022
What is an stoner acrobat's favorite substance to abuse?
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︎ Mar 13 2022
Drug abuse
You know, I don't understand why people abuse drugs, like what did they ever do to you?
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︎ Feb 15 2022
I used to play football with my abusive brother.
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︎ Mar 28 2022
My Boss touched me inappropriately.
It's okay though, I'm Self-employed
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︎ Aug 19 2022
Why do bikes have a kick stand?
Because they are two tired to stand on their own
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︎ Jun 13 2022
I am an abusive and violent guy.
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︎ Aug 09 2021
What do you call a photo of a turd?
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︎ Jun 02 2022
An abusement park
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︎ Mar 26 2021
There's a very fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
Only a fraction of people can tell the difference.
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︎ Jul 11 2022
An abusement park
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︎ Aug 10 2019
What do you call a cop in bed? (Lord help me)
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︎ Dec 08 2021
Just roll with it.
I just scared my daughter as I was carrying a bag of frozen rolls. She thought I was going to hit her with them and that would be child abuse.
I told her no, it wouldn't be child abuse. It would be assault with a breadly weapon...
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︎ May 23 2022
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with Sharks....
It cost me an arm and a leg!
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︎ May 27 2022
Reddit faces lawsuit for failing to remove child sexual abuse material
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Iβm addicted to abusing nuns, I just canβt not hit them, the only thing thatβs worked for me is redirecting it to somebody else.
Iβm trying really hard to kick the abbot
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︎ Feb 12 2021
1st dad joke
I saw a struggling crocodile alcoholic.
I offered him to go to AA meetings but he didn't want to.
He was being in the Nile.
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︎ May 05 2022
Breaking news regarding the notorious abuser of a certain Irish novelist.
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︎ Jun 25 2021
What do you give an abusive pasta chef who always serves wet noodles?
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︎ May 01 2021
I abuse alcohol.
Do i really abuse or Aboooze it?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What do you call a smart drug abuser?
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Sit-ups and crunches are classic forms of abuse
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︎ Oct 28 2016
What do you call a guy who loves math?
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︎ Jan 20 2022
What do you call a person who disses abusive words
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︎ Jan 29 2020
People who abuse steroids have ill-gotten gains
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︎ Dec 13 2019
Ever hear the one about the domestically abusive dwarf and his tall wife?
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︎ May 13 2020
Why couldnβt the Egyptian get out of her abusive relationship?
She was still in de-Nile.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
I have a book for alcoholics and drug abusers
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︎ Oct 30 2019
What does an abusive butcher do to get off?
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︎ Dec 31 2016
Why was the drummer arrested for emoji abuse?
He kept hitting the cymbals
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︎ Jul 01 2020
It was about rape so the pun is better. Original post https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/bq2qvn/peta_parent_freaks_out_at_my_animal_abusing_ways/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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︎ May 18 2019
Where can you look up the definitions of drug abuse, alcoholism, and problem gambling?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
A man was found abusing words
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︎ Apr 18 2019
Two domestic abusers, very similar features...
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︎ Jan 11 2020
After many abuses, the horse finally rebelled after a lack of food.
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︎ Dec 21 2018
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