What do you call a dead magician?
Abra cadaver!
What is the most popular necromantic spell?
Abra-cadaver.
Do you think that when Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead...
He said abra-cadaver?
"Dad can you make me a sandwich?"
My 10 year old Brother: "Dad can you make me a Sandwich?"
Dad: "Abra-Cadabra, you're a sandwich"
Thought of this when in Canada with the brother
Me: "I want to make a magic-themed Canadian restaurant called 'Harry Poutine-ies.'"
Brother groaned, but then:
Brother: "What would you call a fish dish there? E-skate Artist?"
Me: "...Abra-cod-abra."
Brother: "F&!%"
Was reminded of this one when I came home for the weekend
Me: If you're going into the kitchen, can you make me a bowl of ice cream?
Dad: * waves hands * abra cadabra! You're a bowl of ice cream
It was his favorite joke and always got eye rolls from my brother and I. He was practically rolling on the floor when he got to use it on me last night. I will admit, cracked a smile
