I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Não é a primeira vez que estarei em SSA, mas agora levo a minha namorada que nunca foi. Por mim a gente ficaria numa sombra em uma praia o tempo todo, mas ela não curte tanto praia (veremos, rs). Tenho os seguintes locais no itinerário e queria mais opções:
- Igreja do Senhor do Bonfim
- Elevador Lacerda e a praça que tem lá perto
- Mercado Modelo
- Pelourinho (Nsra do Rosário dos Pretos, Casa Jorge Amado)
- Barra (praia e farol)
- Itapuã e Abaeté
Bonus:
- Existem terreiros aberto à visitação? Tenho preferência por algum que seja de Umbanda, pois simpatizo, mas topo ir em qualquer um interessante.
- Quais são os estabelecimentos ou lugares legais pra visitar ou me alcoolizar na Barra e no Rio Vermelho?
- Alguma indicação de roles românticos?
- Tem alguma coisa pra fazer lá na Lapa além de comprar coisas? Todas as vezes que fui lá foi pra isso.
- Onde NÃO devo ir?
- Algum lugar legal FORA de Salvador, mas nas proximidades? (ex. praia de Arembepe em Camaçari)
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
