AUF Puns

How does the German baker greet his customers ?

Gluten Morgen

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Sep 04 2020

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Moss Cow

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👤︎ u/serialchiller__

📅︎ Apr 03 2019

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HAIL

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👤︎ u/BlackRelish12

📅︎ Mar 08 2019

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What do you call a girl that sets fires to loan papers?

Bernadette

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/TannedCroissant

📅︎ Nov 17 2018

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Relationships are a lot like algebra

You look at your X and wonder Y

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/CornFlaek46

📅︎ Jul 17 2018

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How do German Wheat Plants say goodbye to each other?

"Auf Wheatersehen!"

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👤︎ u/M8asonmiller

📅︎ Mar 02 2016

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