AT 11 Puns

A list of puns related to "AT 11"

I like to shit at 11:59pm and end at 12:05 am

Same shit different day

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👤︎ u/miked66666
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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I have to tell someone about this because I'm at home alone with my 2 year old and 11 month old, and they're to young to understand my best dad joke ever.

My 2 year old has cereal in her snack cup and just showed me that there was a piece of cereal in her sleeve. I said, "Looks like you got some tricks up your sleeve." GUESS WHAT KIND OF CEREAL SHE WAS EATING!.....IT WAS TRIX!
Edit: Thanks for my first gold!

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👤︎ u/Superj89
📅︎ May 18 2020
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What Happens If You Are Sitting on the Toilet at 11:59 and the Clock Strikes Midnight?

Same shit, different day.

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👤︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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Sat on the toilet at 11:59PM. It’s currently 12:01AM.

Same shit, different day.

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👤︎ u/fordskis
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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If you think about it, 9/11 wasn't an inside job at all

The planes flew in from the outside

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👤︎ u/robbiefl2001
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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How come 11 ants couldn’t park their cars at their ant hill?

Because parking is for ten ants only!

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👤︎ u/realrhema
📅︎ Jan 05 2020
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I bought 10 asparagus at the store but when I got home I realized I had 11...

It was just a spare, I guess...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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Every dad on the 31st of december at 11.59PM

"See you in a decade"

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👤︎ u/Metukk
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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Make sure at 11:59 tonight you lift your left leg

That way you can start the new year on the right foot!

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👤︎ u/JordanSM
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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My 11 year old and I were at a grocery store. I got one of those flimsy bags to put peaches in. The bag ripped, my daughter laughed. I looked at her said oh no, I had a Bagcident. She stopped laughing.
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👤︎ u/Cheeriomartinez
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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I was listening to Iron Maiden at 11:58pm yesterday...

It was 2 minutes to midnight.

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👤︎ u/HeavyMetalHeartbreak
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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Coroner Dad: He died at precisely 11-45 p.m.

Detective: Are you positive?

Coroner: It’s difficult with all the dead bodies around, but I’m hanging in there.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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My boss went to have coffee at 11 am.

So I immediately pounced upon the opportunity and forwarded the time in his laptop by 6 hours.

When he returned, I said, "I'm leaving now. It's 5 PM already."

"Oh yes it is," He said, "See you tomorrow."

"It fucking worked!" I thought to myself, as I jolted towards home.

I then enjoyed my entire day and was sleeping peacefully at night, when my phone suddenly rang at 3:15 AM.

He said, "Hurry up, you're 15 minutes late for work."

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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I will be sitting in the toilet at new years eve 11:59 pm...

I'll be like same shit different year

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👤︎ u/mounis11
📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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Dad always told me to take my dumps at 11:59 pm.

So when the clock strikes midnight it’ll be the same shit different day

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👤︎ u/Icy9kills
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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My dad was talking to his dad at dinner today. My grandfather was drafted and fought in Vietnam for 11 months

Dad: Did you have any issues when you got back from war?

Granddad: Clearly. I met my wife

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👤︎ u/FoxofDesertion
📅︎ May 25 2015
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I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 and the clock struck midnight...

Same shit, different day

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👤︎ u/GerryAtrick1
📅︎ Aug 11 2018
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I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 p.m. and noticed the clock turn to midnight.

I thought, “Same shit. Different day.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59PM and the clock struck midnight

I thought, “same shit, different day”.

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👤︎ u/__Radish
📅︎ Sep 01 2018
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At 11:59:59, don't forget to get your left foot off the ground.

That way you can start the new year on the right foot.

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👤︎ u/karmaniak
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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Last night, I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 p.m. and the clock struck midnight.

I thought, “Same shit, different day.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 07 2018
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If you are sitting on the toilet pooping starting at 11:59 and the clock strikes midnight...

It's the same crap, different day.

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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At 11:59:59, don't forget to stand-up and lift your left foot off the ground.

That way you start the new year off on the right foot!

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👤︎ u/brewingcode
📅︎ Jan 01 2017
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I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 pm and the clock struck midnight. I thought 'Same shit, different day.'
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👤︎ u/JohnathanWickers
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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