My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes
It Taurus apart
How often does a chemist tell a joke about elements?
Periodically
An Astrologist and Law Enforcement Officer are on a date
Astrologist: Iβm an Aries, whatβs your sign?
Cop: Iβm a LEO.
Sorry to Aries this problem in public
Where do you go to get books that aren't true?
To the Lie-brary!
I broke up with my girlfriend because she believes in horoscopes...
Iβm never dating an Aries again!
If youβre ever in prison, watch out for guy named Mitochondria.
Heβs the powerhouse of the cell.
Ideas for months of the year puns?
Hi, could someone help me out with puns for the months of the year? January was Jan-new-ary, February was Feb-boo-ary, etc.
Just April would be great and if possible, the rest of the year
Did you survive the titanic based on your zodiac sign?
Aries: Yes Taurus: Yes Gemini: Yes Cancer: Yes Leo: No Virgo: Yes Libra: Yes Scorpio: Yes Sagittarius: Yes Capricorn: Yes Aries: Yes Pieces: Yes
Month puns
Help, I need a name pun for February. December was Decemburr, Jan-NEW-ary, etc...thanks in advance
What kind of cake did the Japanese employer give to her employee as gratitude for her work at her company?
An ari-gateau.
Where do farmers go when they get sick?
the in-FARM-ary
