A list of puns related to "ANS (album)"
she got a nickleback
Because it cuts like a knife.
It's only got one track, mind.
I can't wait for Reynolds wrap
Itβs a joint project.
Itβs called The Whoβs The Boss
Mount Rushmore.
Al Gore Rhythms...
He wanted royalties.
http://imgur.com/gallery/cjVCG
But I'm not mad. He'll drop an album or two and Kanye will be back in 4 years.
You could say I've got an appetite for destruction
Her: (While pointing to one of her cousins) "She had an unplanned pregnancy at a young age, but that's her fiancΓ©, they've been together for a long time now."
Me: "Well it's nice to see he's still in the picture."
Not even a groan, just silence and an eye roll
A horse is sitting at home, watching MTV...
He's watching a heavy metal music video, and the guitarist plays an amazing solo. The horse says "that looks amazing, I want to do that!"
The horse goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. "Hi, I'd like to learn to play guitar." Says the horse.
"Sure," says the man on the phone. "Just come to your lesson and we'll get you started."
"There's just one problem," says the horse. "I'm a horse."
"Not to worry," the man says. "We have new state of the art technology to teach horses. You'll be playing like a pro in no time."
Sure enough, the horse gets really good at the guitar and he can play that amazing solo. He wants to show his friends, so he picks up the phone and calls chicken.
"Hey Chicken, come over!" he says. Chicken comes over, watches horse play the guitar and thinks it's pretty cool. Chicken watches the music video and says "hey, that drum part is pretty cool, I want to learn to play that."
Chicken goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. "Hi, I'd like to learn to play the drums." Says the chicken.
"Sure," says the man on the phone. "Just come to your lesson and we'll get you started."
"There's just one problem," says the chicken. "I'm a chicken."
"Not to worry," the man says. "We have new state of the art technology to teach chickens. You'll be playing like a pro in no time."
Sure enough, the chicken gets really good and begins to jam with the horse. Eventually, they think that something's missing. They watch the video again and realize they need a bass guitarist. They call their friend Cow and show them what they've been up to. Cow thinks it's pretty cool, and wants to learn how to play the bass guitar.
Cow goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. "Hi, I'd like to learn to play bass guitar." Says the cow.
"Sure," says the man on the phone. "Just come to your lesson and we'll get you started."
"There's just one problem," says the cow. "I'm a cow."
"Not to worry," the man says. "We have new state of the art technology to teach cows. You'll be playing like a pro in no time."
Sure enough, the cow gets really good at the bass and the animals have a nice band going.
One day, while they're practicing, a man walks by and hears them. He goes up to the animals and says "hey, you guys are pretty good! I'm from a record label, I'd like to sign you!"
The band records an album, puts out some singles and becomes a massive success.
... keep reading on reddit β‘Me (Lexi): Iβm so excited with these wedding photos. I canβt wait to start on making an album for them,
Dad (Alan): You canβt do that. It would have to be a Lexibum. Youβre name isnβt Al.
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
Made a trip to DC by myself and went to Ford's Theatre as part of the trip. I uploaded a couple picture's I took into an album and made a brief description of each, because I knew my family would be interested in looking. Then my father, who is normally a very silent man who rarely ever smiles (let alone cracks a joke), commented this.
Simple, yet effective.
so I was talking to my friend about what made our days good today, and he said "also Thom Yorke randomly dropped an album."
I replied, "what, were his hands too full? ba dum sss"
he hasn't replied back yet. wonder why?
So my wife brought this book home from the library the other day. I knew you just had to see it.
I wasn't sure on rules about sharing an entire book, so I just grabbed a few of my favorites. I definitely recommend checking it out yourselves.
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