ACAB Puns

A list of puns related to "ACAB"

Why do police get to riots early?

To beat the crowd.

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👤︎ u/throwawayreddit73
📅︎ Oct 17 2022
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Did you hear about the aspiring cop who failed for years to graduate from police academy?

When he was finally told he passed, he got so excited he went into cardiac arrest.

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👤︎ u/ralmidani
📅︎ Dec 13 2022
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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black

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👤︎ u/RadaROperator_1
📅︎ May 17 2022
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I heard about a squirrel for getting arrested for stealing acorns from a local planter.

The official police report stated he went nuts.

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👤︎ u/Sharpnelboy
📅︎ Aug 07 2022
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What does an activist drive?

ACAB.

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👤︎ u/60TP
📅︎ Jun 06 2021
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