I had a friend who started crying and said he somehow once saw the sun rising in the west instead of the east.
He thought it was upsetting.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
I told my boss I need a pay rise and that 3 other companies were after me...
He said 'which ones?'
I said ' Gas, electric and water'
I swear they're trying to get a rise out of me.
So yesterday I went to the store. All that I got was a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. That was all. Fortunately it was light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
