What do you call a person who is into minors on the internet?

A Predditor.

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I was bartending and a man came in with his son. β€œIs it okay if he sits here? He’s a minor”

β€œI don’t care what his job is. If he wants a drink, let’s get him a drink.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bookingjames
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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A new pub opened up that allows minors over the age of twelve.

It's a pro-teen bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Prediction: There will be a minor Baby Boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033 we will witness the rise of

The Quaranteens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tecniklee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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It's also, done by A minor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EviL-FeaR
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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If you get hurt before you are 18, it’s just a minor injury.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talmax009
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I dated a minor once

He was practically inseparable from his pickaxe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1tchy_mitchy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My wife has a minor in psychology

I guess you could say she's a little... psycho

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E minor is a really spooky chord.

It just gives me the E B G B's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JorWat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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No, You're a Minor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxTrot2712
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I just published a book on how to prevent skin injuries and minor burns.

It’s non friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I had a minor accident at the practice

Accidentally played a major

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alex_Schemman
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What happened when pi had a minor inconvenience?

It got irrationally angry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAshInTrash
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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A minor inconvenience
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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A minor inconvenience
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealLameUserName
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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I had relations with a minor last night

Turns out caves are scary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottie2thottie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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If a non-college teacher has sexual relations with a student, then they pursued a minor in education.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morighant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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My wife was very upset when I told her I had sex with a minor when I was in college.

I don’t know how she got that job, but there’s just something I really dig about overalls and headlamps!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Me and my dyslexics friends when a video is forbidden to minors
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ne0politan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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What do you call a practitioner who only makes minor corrections to your teeth?

A pedentist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extendedlead
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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An oil company got in trouble for a minor offense...

It was a fraction of a fracking infraction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArmyOfMemes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2016
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I was once in a minor car accident with Eric Clapton

That's right, it was a fender bender with a Fender bender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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Youtuber Jake Paul is most known among teenage girls. One might say he's a minor celebrity.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/silentpl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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When my dad had a minor heart attack...

My brother and I visited him at the Hospital. We talked for awhile about what happened. Apparently, he ate at one of the more popular food stands in our area that specializes in Pork Sandwiches, Philly Cheesesteaks, and other such greasy foods. He looked at us and said "you know, I should go back there and tell them that their food was so good, it gave me a heart attack!"

My father, ladies and gentlemen. Don't let shit get you down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v3n0mat3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2013
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Dad at a minor league hockey game

Dad and I walk into minor hockey league stadium. He sees the Chuck-A-Puck booth, stops me and say "if we move up to the big leagues they'll change the name to Charles-A-Puck".

My brain couldn't decide if I should laugh or just roll my eyes so I did neither and just stared blankly. It did not phase him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_mastubatorium
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2015
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My gf was thinking about taking a minor in geography. I was knocking them out of the park.

"I was thinking about trying out a geography minor."

"Oh really? What makes you want to head in that direction." - Pun one she doesn't acknowledge

"I don't know I just find it interesting. I think I'd like to try human geography."

"Oh really? My cousin told me he took physical geography and said it rocks." - She pauses and stares at me with an unimpressed face, but reluctantly continues

"No I think people geography would be more my style."

"Ya I can see that. You're much more of a people person." - Her eyes flare as it's obvious shes holding back a bellowing guffaw

"We're done here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RepostFrom4chan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2014
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At a minor league basketball game with my friend and his dad

The 87'ers were losing to the Springfield Armor. My friend's dad turns to me and says, "I guess you could say they're under-armour."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theflyingbanana
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2013
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