I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.
A man has no body and no nose. Who is he?
I used to be a man stuck inside a womans body....
What do you call an american car that crashed into a body of water?
A Fjord fusion!
I'll see my way out
What is the body temperature of a tauntaun?
So the doctor sat me down and gently revealed to me me that my child is a boy trapped in a girls body...
...Until my wife gives birth that is. Only three more months to go!
This year, my friend decided to play his string instrument with a neck and a deep round back enclosing a hollow cavity, with a sound hole in the body at the voting booths...
He was arrested for ear poll-lute-tion.
After a half century of study, I’ve discovered the true connection between mind and body.
If I discovered a new element that is slightly denser than the human body.
I would name it hooman, so people could ask are we hooman or are we denser?
4 Norse gods, 1 roman God, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar
The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke
My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning
It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
There was a lumberjack who moonlighted as a serial killer. He used wood chippers to dispose of the bodies, which is why he was so prolific.
Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.
A lot of people say they don’t have a racist bone in their body
After all, racism is only skin deep
I read a story about twin brothers born with a single body and shared organs.
Age 6 they were separated in a successful 13hr surgery. Later in life they went to prison for armed robbery. They served 10yrs. Afterwards they wrote their book about being ex-con joined twins.
I just finished making a short film in Russia about Vin Diesel’s body double.
It’s considered a Vin nyet.
I told my kids, "Did you know Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts and his name was…"
Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page 2 of Google search results.
I've invented a chloroform body spray.
Ladies are always falling for me.
I was once a boy trapped in a woman’s body
A doctor told a patient that his body has run out of magnesium.
my wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning.
she's worked very hard and i know it's been difficult for her, but i'm very proud. she's in possibly the best shape of her life and she is once again confident in her own body, but i will endlessly love her despite what she looks like.
what, were you expecting me to say something about a baby?
How many bones are in a human body?
What's a pirate's favourite part of their body?
If you were a ghost what part of the body would turn you on the most?
A month before my father died he started rubbing lard onto his body
At which point he started to go downhill pretty fast
What do you call a Latino body builder that’s out of protein?
When I was younger I felt like a man trapped in a woman’s body.
A friend of mine just told me his boyfriend dumped him when he found out he had a Bakugo body pillow!!
"WHAT!?!?!" I cried, "THAT GUY IS UNBEWEEBABLE!!!"
The sculptor was going to make a full body statue
But he stopped at the chest and called the project a bust.
Putting a seed in your body may sound disgusting at first,
I told her she has a great body.....
She said "thanks it's from swimming." I said "too bad you didn't dip your face in."
I was just reading this story about a guy who went through several tough breaks in life and couldn’t get ahead. One day he just stopped talking and his only way of communicating was through hand and body motion.......
Poor guy turned to a life of mime.
I used to feel like a man trapped inside a woman's body
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