PSA: If you or a loved one has been forced to wear glasses and a face mask at the same time
They may be entitled to condensation
What type of earrings does a basketball wear?
Why did the pepper wear a jacket?
I forgot to wear a mask in the local supermarket.
The manager told me to never show my face there again.
What does a guy with two left feet wear to the beach in France?
What does a farmer wear when he goes somewhere formal?
Why did the surgeon wear a tuxedo in the OR?
He preferred formal openings
>!Source: Dan Harmon. Great Clean Jokes For Grown Up Kids. pp 49!<
What does a cloud wear under a raincoat?
It's-a Mario Day (MAR10)! We all need to wear blue jeans.
I've heard that head injuries can cause memory loss, but I still don't wear a bike helmet.
I don't even remember the last time I fell off my bike.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What kind of clothes does a cloud wear?
My wife tried to get me to wear a flea collar the other day.
Courtesy of my wife: What does a mermaid wear math class?
An algae-bra.
*wear to math class
I'm balding so I have to wear a wig when I go out
So when me and my wife go to a restaurant, we don't split the bill because i never want toupé
A friend of mine has a date, but no suitable clothes to wear. On his body I'm drawing a black suit and black tie just as well as I can.
Cause every girl crazy 'bout a Sharpie-dressed man.
When does a phone wear glasses?
When it loses its contacts.
today I learned if you turn a canoe over you can wear it as a hat
What does a house wear?
Ad-dress
Or maybe it can put on a couple paint coats when it gets colder
What wears a coat in winter and pants in the summer?
What does a Jewish cat wear?
Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted
What do you call a bathing suit you wear to the zoo?
What does a Grandpa Impostor wears?
What do you call a butt that wears glasses?
A smart ass.
(As dictated by an 8 year old)
What do you call old clothes a pig would wear?
I used to wear a monocle.
But it didn't sound quite right so instead I got a stereocle.
What clothing items should you wear when robbing a farmer?
If a bear wears socks and shoes...
does it still have bear feet?
Has covid forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
*class action lawsuit* If COVID has forced you or a loved one to wear a mask with your glasses…
you may be entitled to condensation.
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Has Covid made you wear a mask and glasses at the same time?
If so, you might be entitled to condensation.
Has Covid forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time?
You might be entitled to condensation
Have you been forced to wear a mask and glasses at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Did you know if you turn a canoe over you can wear it as a hat?
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