A Royal Flush Puns

A list of puns related to "A Royal Flush"

Isn't it a royal flush after the king uses the bathroom?
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👤︎ u/East-Impression-840
📅︎ Mar 16 2023
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Did you hear about the guy who got a royal flush on the final hand of the World Series of Poker main event?

That means a great deal.

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👤︎ u/Agreeable-Pattern-67
📅︎ Aug 15 2022
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What did the pregnant mare say when she gave birth upon being dealt a royal flush?

"I foaled."

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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King Charles only plays cards in the bathroom.

And every time he does, he gets a royal flush.

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👤︎ u/RemnantReturning
📅︎ Sep 17 2022
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Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet? 🤔👑

Because she always gets a royal flush 😂🚽

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👤︎ u/Vickiluna69
📅︎ Sep 12 2022
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How do monarchs win at Poker?

After they poop, it's always a royal flush

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👤︎ u/BloodRedGrizzlyBear
📅︎ May 15 2022
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Why does the king bring his toilet to the poker game?

To secure a royal flush.

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👤︎ u/Guggera
📅︎ Jul 20 2021
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Did you know King Louis was famous for playing poker while on the toilet?

He never lost since he could take a royal flush any time he liked.

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👤︎ u/sjmaeff
📅︎ Jun 08 2021
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What’s the one thing professional poker players and plumbers can agree on?

A royal flush is better than a full house

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👤︎ u/WarningOutOfMind
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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Queen Elizabeth only plays poker on the toilet.

That's because she's guaranteed a royal flush.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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The King exited the toilet triumphantly...

...proclaiming he had a royal flush

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👤︎ u/globalklaus
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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I love a royal flush!

It means a great deal to me.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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Did you hear about the prince who plays poker on the toilet?

He always has a royal flush

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👤︎ u/foggyhead93
📅︎ Mar 02 2022
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