A man is hopelessly lost in the woods...

He comes upon a monastery. Desperately tired and hungry, he knocks on the door and shortly after a solemn monk appears.

The man asks if he can come in to rest and get something to eat. The monk replies, β€œOf course! But all we have to eat is fish and chips.” The monk takes the man to the dining hall where the other monastics are already assembled for dinner.

After the meal the man exclaims, β€œThat was the best meal I have ever had! I must meet the cook.”

Soon after, a portly gentleman emerges from the kitchen and greets the man. The man asks, β€œAre you the fish fryer?” To which the cook responds:

β€œNo. I’m the chip monk”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FudgeYea
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A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
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What do you call a man who lost his car?

Carlos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmath12
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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What does a man who lost his watch say?

I don't have time for this!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmrmlr44
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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Two travelers are lost in the woods when they come across a man lying in their path.
         One says, β€œWe’re saved! We can ask him for directions!” His friend, however, had a somber expression on his face.
          β€œDoesn’t something seem off to you about this man?” he replies, gesturing to the figure lying prostrate on the road before them.
          β€œWhat do you mean?” said the first, confusion splayed across his features.
          β€œI mean we can’t trust a thing he says. He’s a pathological lier.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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A man had a chainsaw accident and lost 2 fingers. He lost 20% of his touch.

Ouch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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A man who lost everything in a fire was asked if he is okay.

"Well, I have nothing left, so I guess I'm all right."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VforViolin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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A man lost his keys in the supermarket, so when he returned to his car, he just rubbed his ass against it

He was wearing khaki trousers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anassis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an airline company to court for losing his luggage has lost his case.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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This man on a shower posts about the people who lost the tickets in the titanic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oshawottgamer49
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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I once knew a man who had trouble with his balance because he had lost all the toes on his right foot

I guess you could say he was lack-toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZEPHYRight
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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I met a man who lost all sensation in his arms.

When I asked him how he was doing, he said "I don't feel good"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zydecolarry
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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Friend: I once lost a game of pool to a man with one arm

Dad: Did he lose the arm to a pool shark?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StevyJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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"I've never had an accident and I never will," said Tom recklessly. . "And then the man took off his shoes to prove he had 11 toes, and I lost the bet," Tom recounted. . "Yes, I'm starting a legal business," Tom affirmed. . More in /R/TomSwifties reddit.com/r/TomSwifties
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tom_Swiftie
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A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.

Sadly, he lost his case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QueasyArm8328
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.

Sadly, he lost his case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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What do you call a Mexican man who lost his car?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jakememer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.

Sadly, he lost his case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.

Sadly, he lost the case

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