My team color is maroon and we need a team name! Color puns are desired
But it just turned out to be a pigment of my imagination.
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
Dick gray, son!
Color me impressed!
Though it could just be a pigment of my imagination.
A stand-up chameleon.
They crept in. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly starting to regret this dare. Stupidly, only one brought a flash light. The aggressive darkness and inky black yielded with grudging compliance but always seeming to push back. They moved cautiously onward amid the dust and cobwebs. The floor creaked. They breathed in tight, quick breaths. You could hear a pin drop.
Suddenly, there was a deep moan. "OOOOOOOOUUUUU". It seemed from below them. The house had been abandoned for years. Who or what could make such a sound? The boys looked at each other, but continued on, hearts pounding in their chests.
As they proceeded into the kitchen they encountered a swarm of flies. Buzzing and beating their necks and faces, they rushed and stumbled to the door, not stopping to see what they were truly feasting on. They slammed the door behind them. Maybe a body? But no way were they going back to find out. And again came the sound, "ooooOOOOOooooOOUUU" but louder this time, and closer.
They proceeded through the dark into the dining room. They saw a fully set dining table covered in cob webs. Dust-covered regal-looking glasses, goblets and silverware adorned the table. Spiders climbed on ivory plates. Clearly a house of privilege and set for a grand feast which never happened.
Or, perhaps, met a fatal end?
They pushed on. But again that unearthly howl.
"oooooOOOOOOOOOOOUuuuuUUUUuuUUOOOOooo".
They found the basement staircase, and from below, the sounds seemed to be emanating. Could they proceed? Would they? Did they dare? Two of the boys looked at each other, faces filled with worry.
But the third said, confidently, "We're going down there." Not wanting to seem the weaker, the other two boys steeled themselves and nodded.
The stairs creaked and groaned evily under their feet. The rickety banister shook in angry defiance. Insects and vermin scattered underneath them with every step. They were descending into hell, they knew, but none would turn back.
And the sound: "oOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUuuuuUUOOOO". Now loud enough to fill not only their heads but seeming to claw at their very souls!
Now at the basement door! The antique, crying squeak of the hinges eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEee made the boys wince and almost cover their ears. But they had to know. WHAT is making that horrible, terrible sound?
"ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUoooooUUUUUUUOOOOOOO"
In the center of the basement lay an unholy coffin! A twisted artistic expression of murder, decay and
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A pigment of your imagination.
He's wan.
Or maybe it was just a pigment of my imagination
All white, all white, all white.
I dyed a little on the inside...then I blue chunks
A reptile dysfunction
Urine trouble.
The poor man dyed a loan.
When it’s Cyan.
... and I mentioned that her toenails now have the color of her buttcheeks.
She looked at my quizzingly.
I said it must be because I'm applying acetone.
And I got the coveted eyeroll!
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I'll call it Readers Dye Jest
Today I held up three colored balls in my hand. One red, one green, and one blue. My 1yr old son (after much debate) chose the red one. I’ve never been so proud. He has earned the right to play with my old game boy now.
That's because it's not our property
burgundy
(Bts jin dad joke lol)
I asked her if it was going to be full color or just a sketch.
Both gray and grey are acceptable spellings for the color. This makes the color's spelling a gray/grey area.
The house is ONE STORY it has no stairs.
The student then asked...Does this mean that color is a pigment of your imagination?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues
Shamelessly stolen from @techconnectify on Twitter and YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy0tKL1T7wFoYcxCe0xjN6Q)
It’s just about red e.
Just in case someone needed a shoulder to crayon
Son: What color is your toothbrush?
Dad: I don't know. I just use a random one
And after he preformed his tricked he ended by saying “tie-dye”
now i'm dying inside
A reptile dysfunction
They'll both make you dye a little on the inside.
Hope this is the right sub but this is something I need to share. Do not eat peanuts right now, if you do examine them carefully. There has been a fungus that has infected most of the peanut crops in north America. From the outside they look fine but if you bite into the nut you may notice a small black center. By then it's too late. The black center at early stages can cause digestive issues but if the entire nut is black it can cause failure of the nervous system and respiratory complications. There are pests that have laid their eggs in these plants and tiny microorganisms have developed in these plants. They leech into the fruit causing the black color. Ingestion can cause all sorts of troubles from diarrhea to death. These creatures are fatal. That's why you should always watch out for the creature from the black legume.
And now I'm slowly dyeing a little inside
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Needing to refill on water, they approached a pristine mountain stream. "Surely we don't need to boil THIS water. It's so clear!" they thought. They all got sick.
Never judge a brook by its color.
I red it on the internet
He doesn't like the color blue.
Decalfinated.
So my wife and I went to the tile store. I told her I don’t mind picking out tile but having to choose grout colors is where I draw the line...
I asked him to apply it anyways.
It's worth dyeing for.
Purrrrrrrrple
He gobbles some beer nuts, then pulls out a pistol, fires it in the air, and heads for the door.
“Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, “I’m a panda! Google me!”
“A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
He believes there’s nothing like the greyed-out doors.
The Texas Department of Transportation (TxDOT) found over 200 dead crows on U.S. Highway 281 this past week, and there was concern that they may have died from the Coronavirus.
A veterinary epidemiologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Coronavirus (COVID-19).
The cause of death was actually from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorcycles, while only 2% were killed by cars.
TxDOT then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorcycle kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"!!!
Purrrple!
I hope Grandma jokes are allowed, my 86 year old bar regular told me this last night... Complete with a pretty good Purrrrr
I dyed a little on the inside.
Then why does the sign say Walgreens?
The headlines:
Rock Falls, Everyone Dyes.
Shartreuse
crayonberry juice
I don’t know why they all want to dye.
I guess, it'll just DYE.
It was the highlight of my whole day, actually.
He sits down and orders a beer
Then hears a soft voice say "That's a really good color on you"
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone, shrugs, and sips his beer.
Shortly there after he hears another study voice whisper "That's a really nice tie"
Looking at the bartender the man says "Do you hear those voices? Because no one else is here except you and me!"
The bartender says "Oh yeah.. Sorry about that.. Its the peanuts, they are complimentary"
Watermelanin
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
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Color me impressed
It was just a pigment of my imagination.
It was a pigment of my imagination.
The rainbow.
