A, My Name is Alex Puns

Had a dad joke failure while talking to my son this morning:

Son: "Alex isn't helping at the club anymore"

Me: "Who is?"

Son: "Newman"

Me: "I know it's a new man, but what's his name" (chuckle)

Son: "I don't know his name yet, it's a new man"

Me: "Oh... I... (sigh)"

My name is Alex Kitt and I was searching for student loans. I was quite shocked when my bank offered me a cool loan. The annual charge was low and I couldn't resist. I was quite ampped about my current situation. I accepted the offer and my banker, Ann Peare, said, "Well, Sir Kitt, thank you for your business. You have great potential to light up the world."