The police officer made me pay up for my crime.

Meh, that's fine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timfreemints
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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My friend asked me how I come up with so many erectile dysfunction jokes.

Meh...it's not hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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This morning I asked my wife like a reporter, "The world wants to know, what it's like being married to the funniest man alive?"

She said, "Meh."

So I immediately said, "You heard it here, folks, it's a meh zing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamerspoon
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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My grandparents disowned me after I joined the trades as a brick-layer.

They eventually reconciled after I got a promotion, but still consider me as a meh-son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigFootV519
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Where do you go for an average vacation

Meh-ico

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbjectEra
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with goats.

Meh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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Dad-joked my own Father while we were driving home.

My Dad and I were watching "Iron Man" on his truck's DVD player while he was driving me home. It cuts to a scene where someone was driving an Audi.

Dad: Ooh, that's a nice car.

Me: Meh, I don't like it.

Dad: You don't like the Audi?

Me: Nope.

Dad: Get out.

Me: You want me to get Audi your car?

Dad: ΰ² _ΰ² 

The groan he emitted was magnificent.

Edit: Individuals seem to be upset about him occasionally watching while he was driving. I apologize if this offends anyone. I talked to him, and he says he will make sure to only watch when he is stopped/parked. I will make sure he does so. Thank you for the concern!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaylorAlexis
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2015
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I had an average dream last night, nothing special.

Guess it was a night'meh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dekyiii
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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I have a great joke about procrastination..

Meh I’ll just tell ya later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gage1103963
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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Pun request

Yo guys, Can you help me? I need some puns with the name Elin. I thought something along the lines of "going el-in " like in poker but meh, i'm not convinced

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilove_9gag
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2017
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I asked my son if he liked my new haircut

He said β€œmeh maybe it will grow on me β€œ I said β€œactually it will grow on me”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purpleplatipus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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My friend had Chinese food the other day..

He said β€œmeh.. It was General Tso-Tso..”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orkenbjorken
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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I had an original sub from subway for the first time in ages

Meh. It was pretty substandard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArbitraryAlex
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2017
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We had just finished binge watching 'Stranger Things' ...

and were walking up stairs to go to bed, when this exchange took place:

GF: "Whoa, there's a tv remote all the way over here on the stairs, isn't that weird?"

Me: "Meh, I've seen stranger things."

GF: "Oh my god, STOP!" it got an eye roll and chuckle out of her though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0_1_1_2_3_5_8_13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2016
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Eat your veggies!

My wife had cooked a lovely dinner of porkchops, rice and asparagus. I took a pretty big portion of everything but managed to eat it all.

I go to take some more veggies, when my wife asks me "Are you really going to eat that too?"

I replied, "I might not, but...meh...never hurts to have a spare I guess......"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaosmonkey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2015
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I was trying to convince my SO to wear her glasses.

Her: Meh, I don't know. We'll see.

Me: Not with out your glasses, you won't!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tomamoto1015
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2014
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Went Hiking today, and the kids asked " How was the hike?"

"Meh - It was okay. It had its ups and downs."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noboatfred
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2014
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My career choices let me use this one a lot.
  • What do you do for a living?

  • I'm a bookkeeper for a small accounting company.

  • Do you enjoy it?

  • Meh... pays the bills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArbainHestia
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2014
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Dad joked my dad tonight

We just found out that I got a scholarship so we were discussing majors because quite frankly, I have no idea what I want to do with my life. Then this happened: Dad: how do you feel about architecture? Me: meh, there's too much structure. I proceeded to laugh for 5 minutes while he sat on the couch with the proudest look on his face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anian04
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2014
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