9 11 Puns

A list of puns related to "9 11"

Sry I dont answer my phone on 9/11 . . .

I keep it on airplane mode.

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👤︎ u/Useless-Chicken
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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If you think about it, 9/11 wasn't an inside job at all

The planes flew in from the outside

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👤︎ u/robbiefl2001
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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Don’t ever make fun of 9/11

It’s just plane wrong

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👤︎ u/crazedmemes101
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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my right arm hurts like crazy, but only between 9 a.m. & 11 a.m.

worst case of ten-ish elbow ever.

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👤︎ u/bobthewriter
📅︎ Jan 11 2020
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9/11 jokes are not funny

But the other 2 are

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👤︎ u/M-L125K0
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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TIL the maximum length of the human penis is 11,9 inches

Any longer and it's a foot

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👤︎ u/screamlllll
📅︎ May 29 2019
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I dont tell jokes about 9-11

cause they tend to crash and burn

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👤︎ u/iishimmeringz
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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I have stopped making 9/11 jokes.

You see they have a tendency to crash and burn

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👤︎ u/darealbipbopbip
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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I've heard a lot of 9/11 jokes today.

There are some that I'll never forget.

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👤︎ u/chases_singed
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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My dad was supposed to be on one of the planes of 9/11

In my opinion at least

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👤︎ u/TheVeryBakedPotato
📅︎ Apr 25 2018
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dad dropped this one on me today: whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 13 years

Iamsosorry

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👤︎ u/Bennystone2013
📅︎ Sep 11 2014
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1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17

This might seem odd but I can't even

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👤︎ u/Dudenoob
📅︎ Apr 10 2019
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I don't know very many good dad jokes, but take my advice: avoid 9/11 jokes.

They always crash and burn, and they're just plane wrong to begin with.

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👤︎ u/Gickerific
📅︎ May 29 2017
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9/11 was an inside job

7/11 was a part time job

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👤︎ u/tahmid5
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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I don't make jokes about 9/11

Because they all tend to crash and burn

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👤︎ u/PdawgUltimate
📅︎ Jul 13 2019
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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys...

They're plane wrong.

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👤︎ u/ipolecy
📅︎ Dec 10 2015
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