I ate all of my 4 leaf clovers.

Now all my lucks turned to shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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What do you get when you combine a 4 leaf clover, with poison ivy?

A rash of good luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andyb2383
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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My wife asked me why I was ironing my 4 leaf clover

I told her I was pressing my luck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Never iron a 4-leaf clover

It’ll press your luck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captainkrinking
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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A man was walking along a stream..

... when he noticed that every shoot growing put of the ground was a four leaf shamrock. There were millions of them, spread out along both banks.

Being superstitious, the man assumed the place must be somehow imbued with an extraordinary amount of luck.

He sought out the owner of the land, and promptly bought it, spending everything he had to do so.

His plan was to build a small house at the site and thereby ensure he would be surrounded by good fortune for the rest of his life.

Sadly, while lifting smooth river stones to create the foundation of his dream home, he slipped on some mud, hit his head on a stone, was knocked unconscious, tumbled into the water, and drowned.

This conclusively proved to the townsfolk, that the location was not lucky at all.

The moral of this story?

Don't judge a brook by it's clover.

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