Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?

Because you shouldn't press your luck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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I painted a four leaf clover on my wife's foam stones ...

Because they are SHAM-rocks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottclarkk7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy and a four leaf clover?

A rash of good luck! πŸ€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rivethart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet...

I thought, β€œWell he's pushing his luck!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I don’t understand people who preserve four leaf clovers...

They’re really pressing their luck.

Edit: Thank you very much for the unexpected medal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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What should you say to a dog who pees on a four leaf clover?

Urine luck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PartTimeM0del
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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A man was walking along a stream..

... when he noticed that every shoot growing put of the ground was a four leaf shamrock. There were millions of them, spread out along both banks.

Being superstitious, the man assumed the place must be somehow imbued with an extraordinary amount of luck.

He sought out the owner of the land, and promptly bought it, spending everything he had to do so.

His plan was to build a small house at the site and thereby ensure he would be surrounded by good fortune for the rest of his life.

Sadly, while lifting smooth river stones to create the foundation of his dream home, he slipped on some mud, hit his head on a stone, was knocked unconscious, tumbled into the water, and drowned.

This conclusively proved to the townsfolk, that the location was not lucky at all.

The moral of this story?

Don't judge a brook by it's clover.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Never iron your four leaf clover.

You don't want to press your luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flyman68
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Today I saw a man pushing a wheelbarrow full of four leaf clovers,rabbits feet and horseshoes.

He was really pushing his luck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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You shouldn't iron your four leaf clover

Don't want to press your luck

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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Why shouldn’t you ever iron a four leaf clover?

You don’t want to press your luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowtasker222
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Never iron a four leaf clover...

You don’t want to press your luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TortoiseMan510
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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Make sure that you never iron a four-leaf clover ...

because you don't want to press your luck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NitroNihon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2016
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Why don't you iron a four leaf clover?

Because you don't want to press your luck!

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