4,5,6 Puns

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What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, occasionally has 12 letters, always has 6 letters, and never has 5 letters.

But nothing tops a cheese pizza.

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👤︎ u/JustAnIdea3
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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10...9...My Dad was counting down. I asked why. 7...6... “Because it’ll be 12:57, he said.” 5...4... “What’s so special about 12:57?” I asked.

It’s Three To One.

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👤︎ u/I-think-Im-funny
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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2, 4 and 6 tried to defeat 3, 5 and 7

But the odds were against them

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👤︎ u/Vitmal
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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Why did Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3?

In charge of scheduling Yoda was.

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👤︎ u/rdldew
📅︎ May 04 2020
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In Cuba, blueberry pie costs $5. In the Bahamas, apple pie costs $6. In Haiti, peach pie costs $4.

These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ May 02 2020
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What has 4 letters, rarely 6 letters, but never 5 letters.

Clue:- that wasn’t a question

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👤︎ u/drwtsn_thirty2
📅︎ Jan 04 2018
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Lord Nelson was about 5 ft 6 inches, and his statue measures 17 ft 4.

That’s Horatio of about 3 to 1.

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👤︎ u/bomtarnes
📅︎ Aug 29 2018
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1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..9.1...9.2...9.3.. Are you counting?', they asked.

No. I am preTENding

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👤︎ u/freeyourballs
📅︎ Apr 21 2017
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What do you call a comedian who can’t remember the punchline

Idk I’m the one who’s asking

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👤︎ u/kidsdyinginside
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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Why did Star Wars 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?

Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was.

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👤︎ u/Anon-Ymous929
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?

In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.

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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, always has 6 letters, but never has 5 letters.
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👤︎ u/thereal_comment
📅︎ Jul 15 2018
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What has 4 letter, sometimes has 9 letters, never has 5 letters, but always has 6 letters
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👤︎ u/Andyh10s
📅︎ Nov 13 2018
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