3d Movie Puns

I took my 3D glasses off and said in a loud voice, "Oh my gawd. I still see 3D." Another viewer told he appreciated the joke.

Dad: i can't believe we're going to see a cartoon Me: there's a lot of depth to Pixar movies Dad: yeah, especially if it's in 3D!

...and we were discussing first title he could watch on his new television.

Dad: "I think I'll watch 'Gravity' first"

Me: "I saw that one."

Dad: "Where did you see that?"

Me: "Pirate Bay."

Dad: "Was it in 3D?"

Me: "Nope. Pirate Bay doesn't have any movies in 3D."

Dad: "Why not?"

Me: "Because of the eye patches."

It took a few seconds for the penny to drop.

My dad and I walked into the movie theater and got our 3D glasses. Immediately he puts them on and starts looking at his hands, yelling
"It's all so 3D!"