Why can't you have a 12 inch nose?

Then it's a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ellings
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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My 12 inch ruler fell in my shoe

I guess I'll always have a foot in my shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatRedIronDragon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Just installed two 12 inch subs in my car.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
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XPost from r/Shitty_Car_mods: Just put two 12 inch subs and an amp in the back of my car
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πŸ‘€︎ u/staticsnake
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Why was the king only 12 inches tall?

cebause he was a ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthulhouette
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So... there was a nose measuring contest. There were some really long ones like 10 inches. But Fred had the longest at 12 inches. The judge didn’t like that. It’s not a nose then is it... it’s a foot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElliottTBaker
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My Sherlock Holmes themed Monopoly board is exactly 12 inches

The game is a foot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot!

(Credit - The Last of Us)

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why cant you have a 12 inch nose?

Because it would be a foot then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatogamer555
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Why cant you have a 12 inch nose?

Because that would be a foot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cookiemeister223
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Why can’t you have a 12-inch nose?

Because it would be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/green_DM
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Why was the king only 12 inches tall?

cebause he was a ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthulhouette
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Did you know your nose can't be longer than 12 inches ?

Otherwise it will be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Why was the king only 12 inches tall?

.. because he was a ruler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drbandre
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long ??

Because then it would be a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stneutron
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it’d be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lowershelf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/velvettriangles
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Because, then it would be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Its-CJ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot.

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Why can't your nose be 12 inches

Cause then it'd be a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heavenlygazer21
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Did you know that it's impossible for a nose to be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MathiasaurusRex
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long ?

Because then it'd be a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Then it would be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nord-The-Axolotl
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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGregapus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Cause then it would be a foot....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moratata
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faiz_Clan
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Why can't a nose be longer than 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/23luc2345
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Do you know why the king was only 12 inches tall?

He was a ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/algernaaan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Because than it would be a foot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GregWhatever
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnurZ115
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlusUltra__
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Why can't you have a nose that's 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Borealis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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Why can’t your hand be 12 inches long?

Because it’d be a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaKaramaz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Why isn't your nose 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AxiosBellator
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/udrys
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Why can't your tongue be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seanze01
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches?

...because then it would be a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ciccero_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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Why cant a nose be 12 inches long

Beause then it would be a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SEALPUP01
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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What do you call a nose that’s 12 inches long?

A foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shelbyyllee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

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