42 Hilarious 10th millennium BC Puns

TIL that there is a town in Italy that had cave dwellings that were inhabited from the Paleolithic Era (10th Millennium BC) until 1952 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mat…

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👤︎ u/BearFromPhilly

📅︎ May 30 2021

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[WP] Mankind is feared, revered and worshipped across the stars. Humans endlessly reincarnate among the sentient alien races of the Universe since the 10th millennium BC. The Eternals, as they are called, change the face of the galaxy and hold the fates of trillions in their hands. It is their Duty.

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👤︎ u/DanseMacabre1095

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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Only 10th millennium BC kids will get this.

Long Horn Reeeno

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👤︎ u/UnhappyBusiness

📅︎ Jul 01 2019

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Construction of Göbekli Tepe, 10th - 8th millennium BC

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👤︎ u/RedCollowrath

📅︎ Sep 17 2017

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Do we have any idea how big a role religion played in the lives of people living in the middle of the 10th Millennium BC?

Title pretty much says it all- how big was the role of religion in the lives of people in the 10th Millennium BC?

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👤︎ u/Jolanglang

📅︎ Sep 19 2016

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What languages would have been spoken in Greece in the 10th Millennium BC?

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👤︎ u/stupidfuckingdumbass

📅︎ Aug 24 2016

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A Folk who will never speak: Bell Beakers and linguistics, in The Bell Beaker Transition in Europe: Mobility and local evolution during the 3rd millennium BC, ed. Maria Pilar Prieto Martínez and Laure Salanova (Oxford 2015), 1-7. academia.edu/35985778/A_F…

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👤︎ u/ImPlayingTheSims

📅︎ Jun 18 2021

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Makes a meme mistaking romanic art from 10th century for Renaissance art which came half a millennium later

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👤︎ u/uninstall-exe

📅︎ Mar 23 2021

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What if, in the 3rd millennium BC, magic appears?

Magic Is Characterized By:

A set of spells with fixed properties.
Mana or some other universal magical equivalent.
General technicality and non-sacralness.
As a result, magicians are similar to specialists, artisans, and sometimes even engineers.

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👤︎ u/Adventurous-Art-1161

📅︎ Jun 15 2021

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Does Psalm 14 ("The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God") imply that atheists existed in First Millennium BC Israel/Judea (or the Levant more broadly)?

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👤︎ u/JJVMT

📅︎ May 09 2021

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POV: You're a prosperous Mediterranean civilization at the end of the 2nd millennium BC

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👤︎ u/cosmicmangobear

📅︎ Jun 08 2021

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Göbekli Tepe is a Neolithic archaeological site in southern Turkey, dating to the 10th–8th millennium BCE, 5,500 years older than the first cities of Mesopotamia.

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👤︎ u/tillandsia

📅︎ Apr 04 2021

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[553 x 900] Dagger of the Egyptian princess Ita; ca. II millennium BC (Crete-Phœnician design, manufactured in Egypt)

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👤︎ u/Gkfdoi

📅︎ Apr 14 2021

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A Scythian Bronze Dagger from the 1st millennium BC. Scythia was a loose, nomadic Eurasian empire with no attested system of writing whose cultural history is described by Herodotus. (1280x1112)

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👤︎ u/GaGator43

📅︎ Apr 03 2021

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I visited Cedar Point in 2000 and 2006 at ages 12 and 18 and didn't ride Magnum either time bc "it doesn't even go upside down and I just rode Millennium Force" AMA

n/t

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👤︎ u/RaccHudson

📅︎ Jan 29 2021

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Akkad was the capital of the Akkadian Empire, in the last third of the 3rd millennium BC. Before the decipherment of cuneiform in the 19th century, the city was known only from a single reference in Genesis. Its location is unknown and is thought to be due to drought.

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👤︎ u/tillandsia

📅︎ Apr 04 2021

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Tiny hematite weights in the form of a frog, Cyprus or Western Asia, c. early 2nd millennium BC [4032x3024] [OS]

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👤︎ u/oldspice75

📅︎ Mar 18 2021

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Figure of a seated female - Produced during the Bactrian Bronze Age in Mesopotamia(3rd - 2nd millennium BC) [739x779]

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👤︎ u/Gabitzu1100

📅︎ Feb 10 2021

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I dug up this photo after realising that this Malaysian artefact from 3rd-2nd millennium BC was probably looted and given to the Natural History Museum in London. It clearly states it was given by someone named Cecil Wray. Does anyone know if the Malaysians historians here are aware of this??

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👤︎ u/roflmctofl

📅︎ Dec 05 2020

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[req] ($260) (#vancouver, BC, Canada) (repay July 10th) (e-transfer) (pre-arranged with u/parliament613)

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👤︎ u/IAMA_Pizza_AMA

📅︎ Jul 03 2021

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A beaded pectoral of lapis lazuli and carnelian with gold pendant, from the ancient Sumerian city of Ur in Mesopotamia, ca. 3rd Millennium BC. Penn Museum. (1280x1050)

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👤︎ u/GaGator43

📅︎ Mar 04 2021

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Early alphabetic writing; Its proliferation in the Southern Levant should be considered a product of Levantine-Egyptian interaction during the mid 2nd millennium BC, rather than of later Egyptian domination bipartisanalliance.com/20…

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👤︎ u/jordiwmata

📅︎ Apr 18 2021

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[CAN-BC] [H] PayPal [W] i5 10th gen

Looking for specifically an i5 from the 10th gen lineup. My budget is 140 USD shipped to Canada.

Thanks for looking.

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👤︎ u/sesamiiseeds000

📅︎ Jul 05 2021

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Circa 10th Millennium BCE: someone invents religion. The locals:

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👤︎ u/BidetTheorist

📅︎ Jan 31 2021

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BC COVID-19 vaccination progress and forecast - June 10th reddit.com/gallery/nx1hvw

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👤︎ u/skrymir42

📅︎ Jun 10 2021

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The digital birth of Palmyra. Palmyra (now known locally and historically as Tadmor). Present-day Homs Governorate, Syria. Archaeological finds date back to the Neolithic period, and documents first mention the city in the early second millennium BC.

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👤︎ u/blondekayla

📅︎ Apr 11 2021

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The 'Ain Ghazal statues. 8th/7th millennium BC. Among the earliest large-scale depictions of humans. They were made from gypsum on a reed core [598x974]

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👤︎ u/Mictlantecuhtli

📅︎ Jun 05 2020

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New dates from the Plain of Jars put the jars to the late second millennium BC, and the burials from the late first millunnium AD - around 2,000 years between the two events southeastasianarchaeology…

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👤︎ u/noelbynature

📅︎ Mar 11 2021

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A bracelet necklace worn on the neck dates back to 1st half or mid-1st millennium BC Found in Taima, Sanayeh - عقد سوار يُلبس في العنق بأشكال وأحجام مختلفة؛ يعود تاريخه إلى النصف الأول أو منتصف الألف الأول قبل الميلاد عثر عليه في تيماء، الصناعية

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👤︎ u/Misery_Girl_1999

📅︎ Feb 25 2021

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New dates from the Plain of Jars in Laos put the jars to the late second millennium BC, and the burials from the late first millunnium AD - around 2,000 years between the two events southeastasianarchaeology…

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👤︎ u/noelbynature

📅︎ Mar 11 2021

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They stopped at 5/3 it’s only right for them to have crunk back up with 5/4 this morning. Shit is really stressful. Then I see mfrs talking bout they just signed all I can say is stop posting until it’s the 10th day at least bc you’re stressing for nothing.... have a great week everyone BLESSINGS!!!

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👤︎ u/Blue_Rastaa

📅︎ May 17 2021

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This is how Keshit Village (A third millennium BC) in Kerman Province in Iran looks from above

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👤︎ u/Dazzling_no_more

📅︎ Dec 09 2020

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TIL the Egyptian Language was actively spoken for more than 5,000 years, spanning from the late fourth millennium BC to the 19th century AD. It lingers on as the liturgical language of the Coptic Church. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egy…

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👤︎ u/waterboy_rn

📅︎ Sep 07 2020

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Statuette of the Assyrian/Babylonian demonic god, Pazuzu, early 1st Millennium BC. Housed in the Louvre. (593x768)

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👤︎ u/GaGator43

📅︎ Sep 22 2020

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Canada Vaccination Tracker April 10th - 245,427 doses administered, 104,783 in Ontario. No report from BC, NT, YN, PEI and Nvt.

Yesterday, Canada Vaccinated 0.61% of its total population and 0.81% of it's adult population. In terms of % of total population, this is the equivalent of the US vaccinating 2.01 Million in a day. This is the highest Saturday report on record. Today’s number represents a 22% increase in administration from this day last week.

23.05% of Canadian adults (18+) now have at least one dose. [Adult pop. est. 30.45 Million]

18.47% of all Canadians now have one dose or more.

Ontario Calculations

22.67% of adult Ontarians now have one dose or more.

18.42% of all Ontarians now have one dose or more.

Ontario (75.53%) is vaccinating above the National average (73.6%) in % of available doses used.

Previous Federal Saturday Reports:

April 3: 200,913

March 27: 166,566

March 20: 133,373

Upcoming Milestones

One in Four (25%) of Canadian Adults with one or more doses - Likely to be hit by Tuesday

One in Five (20%) Canadians with one or more doses - Likely to be hit by Tuesday

Population immunity estimate

963,924 Resolved Cases (2.57%) + 18.47% of Canadians with one dose

Assuming significant immunity after one dose of a two-dose vaccine, antibodies after previous infection, overlap between previously infected and vaccinated people and true community transmission being higher than detected cases, we can assume that in two weeks:

At least 21% of all Canadians will have acquired some level of immunity to the virus through natural infection and/or vaccination, shrinking the virus’ prospective pool of new hosts by that much in relation to it’s size at the beginning of the Pandemic.

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👤︎ u/Pencil_of_Colour

📅︎ Apr 11 2021

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The Vishnu Purana's Description Of India - 1st Millennium BC.

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👤︎ u/xsupermoo

📅︎ Dec 25 2020

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How will society change if the time traveler tells the Sumerians at the end of the 4th millennium BC, everything up to this moment? (about the origin of the universe, about the history of the Scholar system and the Earth, about evolution, about the Australopetecs, Neaderthals and the Stone Age)

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👤︎ u/Adventurous-Art-1161

📅︎ Feb 01 2021

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A Bronze Age settlement was founded mid-fifth millennium BC (before 5000 bc) Buried Under the Ash - Akrotiri (Santorini). The small Neothilic village grew gradually and during the early Bronze age (3rd Millenium BC) developed into the Porto-urban center. historyandmythology.com/2…

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👤︎ u/dheaiai

📅︎ Jan 05 2021

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Gold jewellery uncovered from Babylonian graves. They are from the early 1st millennium BC. Credit: Vorderasiatisches Museum, Staatliche Museen zu Berlin, Photo: Olaf M. Teßmer via @archaeologyart / IG

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👤︎ u/Honeybadger-0-

📅︎ Feb 04 2021

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What if at the end of the 4th millennium BC we told one Sumerian what would be from 4000 BC to 476?

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👤︎ u/Adventurous-Art-1161

📅︎ Feb 01 2021

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TIL that in the ancient world, people used a base one handed count to 12 instead of today's standard of 10 on two hands for counting each finger. The thumb was used to point to and count each joint on their fingers where they bend for a total of twelve. It began in Sumer in the 3rd millennium BC. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex…

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👤︎ u/thecircularblue

📅︎ Sep 24 2020

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100's of kilometers of tunnels underneath a settlement from the 10th century BC youtu.be/1PJ10-kb560

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👤︎ u/MuuaadDib

📅︎ Mar 25 2021

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