100 Meters Puns

A list of puns related to "100 Meters"

I was dropped from the 100 meters running team after I kept on getting tired before the finish line.

My coach said that I was not performing up to the mark.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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At the Olympic 100 meter dash, they had no tape for the end, so a bunch of people from Finland volunteered to stand at the end in place of the tape. It was a Finnish line.
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👤︎ u/NotSuspicious_
📅︎ Oct 02 2017
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I’m trying to remember who won the 100 meter dash at the Asian Games last year

I think it might’ve been a Thai

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👤︎ u/acmed
📅︎ Apr 23 2018
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Did you hear about the physicist who ran the 100 meters wearing only suspenders?

He won the Nobelt Prize.

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👤︎ u/X_Irradiance
📅︎ Oct 21 2017
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Fun fact

Did you know, in high school, the rapper logic did the 100 meter dash, AND the 400 meter dash?

He's biracial

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👤︎ u/Mr_midnightmare
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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I don't want to sound raceist but...

I've always preferred the 100m to the 200m

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👤︎ u/WonkySight
📅︎ Sep 25 2016
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What's in the middle of the Olympic sprinter's hyphenated last name?

a 100 meter dash.

Edit: Previously I had "60 meter dash". Turns out that was indoor sprinting and not Olympics. Fixed.

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👤︎ u/nomotho
📅︎ May 10 2016
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