How come there aren’t any casinos in Africa?
What did the river-tourist call his mom to say while he was in Africa?
"mom, I can't believe it; I'm in de-nile!"
Where do all the super heroes in South Africa come from?
Why do people in Africa only use electric cars?
Because they’re Mad-at-gas-cars
I would say i live in africa but then id be lion
This one popped in my head out of nowhere.
Did you know that Africa has had no vampires since 1982?
That's the year that Toto blessed the rains there.
I built a catapult that can send a human from the USA all the way to Africa
What country you end up in depends on the Angola approach
What's the best way to spy on Africa?
Can you name a country in Africa?
I tried to bless the rains down in Africa...
It was a Toto failure.
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In Africa, every 60 seconds…
Do you know why Leopold II. doesn't travel to Africa anymore?
What do you call an expert wine taster from the horn of Africa?
A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa
After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: "Man, you're a cheetah" and the cheetah says: "Naw man you're a lion".
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
Goddamn those big game hunters
Why are there no Vampire stories that take place in Africa?
I thought about this for awhile, then it hit me that Vampires are weak to holy water. The rains are blessed down in Africa.
My daughter said she can spell every country in Africa.
I want to hear 99 people sing 'Africa' by Toto.
It's something that a hundred men or more could never do...
They say kids in Africa don’t get any food or water.
I mean, you can’t really blame them Kenya.
I always thought it was weird that no one talks about demons in Africa.
Then I remembered-they bless the rains down in Africa.
I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa.
Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.
They bless the rains down in Africa.
Why don’t cats play poker in Africa?
A geology/geography/aerodynamics study that a sandstorm in Africa can blow sand and dust as far as to even Florida
So anyways, I dust the grains down from africa
Did I tell you about my friend in Africa named Dwayne?
I haven't seen him in a while.
I miss Dwayne... down in Africa
Cam a vampire go outside while it's raining in Africa
What did the man say when his trip got cancelled to Africa?
"What was that country in East Africa called again?"
U ganda, looking for an answer.
Standing in a lake in Africa.
I told my friend I was standing in a lake in Africa. He exclaimed to em "no you're not, your in de-Nile!" sorry all.
I told my wife Sierra I was Ghana visit West Africa
She said she’d Benin that part of the world before and she did not want Togo again. I was persistent about going so I left Sierra Alone.
"Africa" by Toto isn't a country song.
My friends said that while in safari in Africa, his family was attacked by a herd of oxlike antelopes.
I didn't like Africa by Toto at first, or any of their other songs. But eventually I grew to really like them
I guess love isn't always on time
What's the coolest animal of sub-Saharan Africa?
The hip Opotamus of course.
Where does Africa’s deadliest killer go to school?
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
My friend boasted that he domesticates cats from Africa for a living. I stopped by his work, and he was working with house cats...
Between the free falling stock markets, the Covid 19 pandemic, and locusts in Africa, there is one silver lining.
At least tomorrow isn’t Friday the thirteen... yikes!
Africa's days of the week
In Africa, every day is Thirstday.
I can’t believe Elon Musk is from South Africa
Ever noticed that every market in Africa... is a black market
So I was wondering why Vampires don't go to Africa
I found out they blessed the rains down in Africa
I hear in Africa they tried an experiment where they blessed the rains
Ever wonder why there are a bunch of stories about vampires in Europe but not Africa?
It's because they bless the rains down in Africa.
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?" "Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, but it's not your turn Scooby!"
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