...Like Cologne Puns

They call it Elon Musk.

Finished installing the toilet in our new bathroom. I expressed minor concern that my pup may not be able to reach the water.

"Yeah. He really likes the toilet water."

"That's pretty common. Guys love toilet water. They even wear it."

I was halfway down the hall before I realized what he just fucking did.

Hint: >!he's half French!<.

Answer:

>!cologne translates to eau de toilette in French. Eau means water. Toilet water. No idea why. But it was good. !<

Seems like my card's been cologned.

So my girlfriend and I got in my dads Subaru and started it up. We paused and noticing everyone smelled something I chimed up. "It smells kinda like miso soup in here." Girlfriend agreed and my dad looked at me puzzled and then changed expressions before saying, "oh yeah, that's my new cologne. It's a rare line of perfume called Me So Sexy."

I wanted to shake my head in shame but I laughed my ass off.