13 Hilarious Ana Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My daughter, Ana, and her boyfriend had a long heated argument about what is and isn't counted as a fruit.

I told her she needed to let that mango. If things don't improve I might just have to banana from seeing him anymore.

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👤︎ u/gmcnally1012

📅︎ Jul 15 2021

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Why can't Ana go to the fruit store?

Because they ban Ana.

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👤︎ u/notBjoern

📅︎ Jan 29 2021

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Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts

Ana Tomic: Ally, correct

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👤︎ u/ihaveneverdonemeth

📅︎ Dec 01 2020

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Dadjoked by Ana from Frozen today

Was at Disney World today and went to meet my favorite disney princess. After an hour wait, we get through the line to see her. I pull out my phone to take a picture with her and after a minute of trying to get my camera to work she asks "is it frozen?" I looked up from my phone to see her smirking face. I groaned despite myself.

Safe to say I fell in love today.

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👤︎ u/cooley327

📅︎ Aug 16 2014

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Ban ana

Banana split.

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👤︎ u/notmyuzrname

📅︎ Feb 21 2015

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what do you call it when a mafia boss named Ana Conda sends his snobbish criminal henchman to go on a mission that includes said henchman to go down multiple flights of stairs?

Conda sending condecending con decending

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👤︎ u/Jackg4444

📅︎ Aug 15 2015

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D&B!

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👤︎ u/djadmn

📅︎ Jun 13 2020

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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2

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👤︎ u/P_as_n_Pterodactyl

📅︎ Aug 29 2019

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Why do the guys at wall street lean to one side?

They're mostly ana-lists

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👤︎ u/afterburners_engaged

📅︎ Jan 11 2019

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What happens if someone gets too close to ducks if they're allergic?

Aflac Shock

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👤︎ u/Blue_Phoenix912

📅︎ May 17 2017

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What's the favourite fruit of a bad comedian?

A pun-ana

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👤︎ u/Detectiveleht

📅︎ Jan 23 2017

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What did Mr. Gasteyer say when he found out his daughter was really into grunge music?

You’ve got a lot of nerve, Ana.

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👤︎ u/CalvinSchoolidge

📅︎ Feb 05 2018

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My five year old got me with this one today.

Why didn't Ana want to give Elsa her balloon?

Cause she'd just (busts into song and dance) let it go, let it go...

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👤︎ u/lance1979

📅︎ Jul 08 2016

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