If you got married and they didn’t play “she’s some kind of wonderful” at the reception did you really get married?
Can I get a witness?
I finished reading Bon Jovi’s biography and had the wonderful chance to ask him if he actually did the stuff in his biography.
He just shrugged and said it’s my life
It’s the most wonderful thyme of the year!
I wonder if there will be a term for a President who’s been impeached twice
At least I know there won’t be two terms!
Ever wondered what to say to your sister when she’s crying ?
“Are you having a crisis ?”
I’ve always wondered what it’s like to be a telephone pole...
I bet it would be electrifying
I wonder how I didn’t know me and my girlfriend’s relationship was coming to a stop
All the signs were there
I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
My wife said, “I wonder what our neighbor is making. He always has his jigsaw out.” I said, “I don’t know. It’s a real...
...jigsaw puzzle.”
I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks “I wonder if she’s from Sweden” another friend says “maybe Norway?” My final friend asks “do you thinks she’s Finnish?”
I boastfully reply “I fucking hope not she’s only been on five minutes”
When it’s super dark in my house I Stevie Wonder where everything is
It’s no wonder women are so good at hiding things from men..
They’ve always got concealer on!
Aladdin: “I wonder what Jafar’s favorite cheese is....
Aladdin: “I wonder what Jafar’s favorite cheese is....
Genie: “I don’t know, ASK IAGO.”
Have you ever wondered why it’s better to shake paint instead of stirring?
Because this way, it will bond better
I wonder how NASA felt after Apollo 11's success
I bet they were over the moon
What note(s) can Stevie Wonder not play?
C, C Sharp, or C Flat
