They had a long conversation about bark.

Edit: Y'all are nuts! We're somewhere north of 10k upvotes now, so I'll direct any remaining attention to Boot Camp for New Dads.

7 was a well known 6 offender

Inflation

Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?

Turns out it's a non-prophet organization

But some won't get it

Absolutely nothing.

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They asked me to please Hold. 💎🤲

I said "I know, they came out of the closet this morning".

I'm not really a mourning person 😔

She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you".

I replied, no, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine.

It Taurus apart

I said no I didn’t know he could.

That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

He’ll come around eventually.

The woman simply replied, “No peer pressure.”

It’s gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.

Because he lived in a pen!

So very proud!

Love means nothing to them

Because there was gold in them/their hills!

It really came out of the purple.

They looked at the reviews... only 1 star

I searched for lighters but ti only came up whith 14,852 matches

Now I can't read anything.

He did unspeakable things.

Thank you for the awards. You made my day 😃

I haven't touched it in years.

And then a table... And then a chair...

because you can't open windows in space.

Because they belong behind bars.

Because six, seven eight.