What did the zombie carrot say to the lettuce?
What's the safest room in the house during a zombie invasion?
After I dug into the details of a theoretical zombie crisis and the entrances and exits of our home, I settled on the master bedroom.
My son sighs and says, "the living room."
High five buddy, you got me.
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
Edit: Wow! Went to bed, went to work, checked this post, and holy hell did it blow up! Thanks for the awards, funny add-one and dad jokes! This sub is awesome!
What do you call a zombie DJ?
What does a zombie bird eat?
I was attacked by a vegetarian zombie
He kept moaning "GRRAIIIIIIIIINNNNS."
I was playing a zombie game last night, and sliced off the left side of a zombie
It scared my wife pretty bad.
I assured her he’s all right.
My biggest fear about becoming a Zombie....
....is all that walking you have to do.
What would happen to all of us if the zombie virus only affected redheads?
Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?
It you see a hungry zombie, destroy the hungry zombie.
Figuring out how to starve a zombie isn’t difficult.
Toto sponsored a group of zombie missionaries.
They blessed the brains down in Africa
How can you tell that a zombie used to be a father?
Why did the girl date a zombie?
'Cause liked her for her brains!
Why did the girl break up with the zombie?
'Cause he was dead inside!
What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
Why was the zombie so grumpy?
He woke up on the wrong side of the dead.
My 7 year old came up with a dad joke: What do Zombie Cows say?
Why didn't the zombie cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts!
What?! You don't know what a zombie's least favorite food is? You'll figure it out
it's a no-brainer really.
What do you call a horny zombie?
What does a vegetarian zombie say?
You know what the zombie said about the witch doctor?
Nothing, his lips were sealed.
How do you know if a zombie studied law?
He always eats the arms first, however, legislator.
What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?
What did the zombie gladiator say to the romans?
"ARE YOU NOT INTO BRAINS?! ARE YOU NOT. INTO. BRAINS!?"
What does a zombie call his girlfriend?
Zombae.
And that's what my kids get after watching ZOMBIES for the 6th time in 4 days.
What do you call a zombie in pajamas?
What do zombie bodybuilders eat?
I was drawing a zombie for my friend and wasn't sure how I would draw his eyes. First time posting here but hope this counts.
What do you call a zombie phoenix?
My daughter is going to be a great dad..I came up stairs into the kitchen like a zombie...
she turned to me holding a bag of rice....."Graaaiiinsss"
I told everyone that I’m going as a zombie character from Harry Potter this Halloween, but no one believes me.
What do you call a zombie who stir fries?
Who did the zombie take to the dance?
What do you call a zombie father?
"Did you hear about the new zombie game that all they do is watch dough rise?"
"It's called Bread Rising."
What did the zombie say to the kindergartener after he took her brain?
Whatdoes a meme addicted zombie say after eating someone?
That's some serious GOREmet shit
A zombie pun for Halloween
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Why was the zombie sad?
Because he was a husk of his former self.
How do you call a zombie that speaks two languages?
Zombilingual
I'm so sorry
No I'm not
Figuring out how to starve a zombie is a no brainer.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat
What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
Did you hear about the dyslexic Zombie?
He only eats Brians.......
Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?
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