Zombie Calls By Type of Zombie
- Normal: Braaains!
- Vegan: Graaaains!
- Plumber: Draaaains!
- Artist: Fraaaames !
- Fireman: Flaaaaames!
- Insurance Adjuster: Claaaaaims!
- Orthopedist: Spraaaaaains!
Teenage Zombie reading my joke: Laaaame!
What is a zombie with no sense of humour?
What do you call a zombie that owes money?
Where does a zombie go for fun?
What do you call a zombie who writes music?
What do you call a zombie that is cooking stir fry?
What did the vegetarian zombie say?
When the zombie came home, he laid down in the wrong hole.
Why did the zombie have trouble losing weight?
What does a vegan zombie say?
How does a Zombie without a nose smell?
What does a vegan zombie primarily eat?
How does one compliment a zombie girl?
"You're drop dead gorgeous"
Zombie son says “Dad ! I’m hungry !”
He replies “Hi hungry, I’m dead !”.
What does a zombie do when they see someone with a dirty mind?
Did you hear about the new dyslexic strain of zombie virus?
Most people are safe. They go around in search of Brians.
If you had the choice to become a zombie, would you?
To me, it's a no-brainer.
What’s a zombie brewer say?
What are 2 things a zombie experiences after an intense workout?
PAAAAIIINS AND GAAAIIINS!!!
What do you call a Zombie who doesn't joke around?
What's the safest part of your house during a zombie invasion?
The living room.
(From a 9-year-old!)
Rob Zombie is opening an authentic Chinese restaurant
It’s called ‘More Hunan Than Hunan’
if you ever see a zombie and one of his digits falls off, do not, under any circumstances, retrieve it for him...
He might get very upset that you gave him the finger!
Did you hear about zombie Mozart deleting all the music he wrote?
What is a zombie’s favorite weather?
What did the zombie say to his worried friend?
What does a zombie say when he doesn't understand a simple joke?
What did the zombie get when she was late for dinner?
What do you call an Italian zombie?
The thing about Zombie Mozart is...
He can compose and decompose at the same time!
What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
GRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNSSSSSS.
In honour of Halloween night.
Why did the dyslexic zombie starve?
Because he couldn't find any more Brians.
why was the young woman so appreciative of her zombie boyfriend?
Because he was only interested in her for her brains.
The first zombie was created as an experiment.
The results were NOMinal.
Why did the zombie finally lose his craving for brains?
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He realized that a mind is a terrible thing to taste
I'm building a model zombie but it's not finished yet.
I'm still fleshing it out.
What do you call a zombie who writes music?
What do you call a zombie who stir fries
What do you call a zombie who writes music?
What does a vegan zombie eat?
Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?
What do you call a zombie who writes music?
Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?
What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir frys?
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