How does Yo-Yo Ma greet his neighbors in the morning?

Chello!

Alternatively:

What is Yo-Yo Ma's favorite dairy dessert?

Chello pudding!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I've been listening to Yo Yo Ma...

... I have to say, I find his work very up and down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaenHoffiCoffi
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Did you hear about the Yo-Yo Ma cover of the Coldplay album?

It was all cello.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingofRock
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2016
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A good romance starts with a good friendship. A bad romance on the other hand starts with...

Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jack_Forrest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Dad joke :(

Every time I say "yo" to my dad, he replies with "yo yo ma" every single time. then proceeds to laugh at his so well thought out joke. conversations usually go like this

me:yo

dad: oh? YO YO MA

me: no but really dad i-

dad: hysterically laughing Yo!!!

pause

dad: YO YO MA

me: dad plz

cue round 2 of dad laughter

dad: ok yo yo ma what is it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plutaisnotaplanet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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