How did the Japanese condiment bottle introduce itself to the Mexican condiment bottle?
Yo Soy Sauce
My Mexican amigo went to a costume party dressed as a bean. No one could figure him out tho, and always asked, "are you dress as a bean?"
He'd always reply, "si. Yo soy.."
For the Spanish Speakers
"What'r you drinking?"
"Soy milk."
"Hola milk, yo soy padre."
