Wreath Christmas Puns

A list of puns related to "Wreath Christmas"

I make Christmas wreaths for a living. So I decided I would make one out of 100 dollar bills the other day.

I call it a wreath of Franklin.

👍︎ 19
💬︎
👤︎ u/ZealousidealRise7
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
🚨︎ report
My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.

They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.

👍︎ 4
💬︎
👤︎ u/bobskimo
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
🚨︎ report
Told my girlfriend that the wreath she bought was great, but please make sure it doesn't block the doorway.

Because then it would be a Great Barrier Wreath.

👍︎ 3k
💬︎
👤︎ u/Wsing1974
📅︎ Nov 25 2017
🚨︎ report
My dad decided to get clever in the cemetery this Christmas Eve...

We just visited the cemetery to visit my great grandfather's grave, and all the headstones have Christmas wreaths on them because it's a national cemetery (military). Someone asked "well I wonder who lays all these wreaths out here." My dad replied, "The Grim Wreather."

We all laughed as my mom hit him on the arm and said he was terrible.

👍︎ 51
💬︎
👤︎ u/toasterwaffle427
📅︎ Dec 24 2015
🚨︎ report
Give me your best Celebrity Christmas Puns

Looking for some Celebrity Christmas puns such as "Wreath Witherspoon," "Spruce Willis," "Judy Garland."

👍︎ 7
💬︎
👤︎ u/Gchristine
📅︎ Dec 19 2014
🚨︎ report
What do you call a Christmas wreath made of $100 bills?

A wreath of Franklins

👍︎ 36
💬︎
👤︎ u/Da_Brootalz
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.