My wife is pregnant and worried about the baby's temperature in the belly...

I told her not to worry it's womb temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DRJA5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2023
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Just burned my Hawaiian pizza.

Should've put it on aloha temperature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/athei-nerd
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I told my dad "Happy Father's Day"

His response: "Happy Sunday"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JSKim
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