I asked all the countries in the world if they wanted to throw a party. All of them told me they can't because of covid.
Only one was like "Yemen"
They say there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
I think that's Booleshit.
There are 3 types of people in this world
Those who can count and those who can't
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
Did you hear about the optician who made the biggest pair of glasses in the world?
While the rest of the world were stocking up on toiletpaper, the germans were stocking up on sausages and cheese
They were preparing for a wurst käse scenario
Of the world's population
Only 5/3rds truly understand fractions.
There are only two types of people in the world:
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
I just received a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my old clothes to the starving people around the world...
I told them, "Anyone who fits into my clothes, certainly isn't starving. "
All of the world eventually got the virus
But China got it right off the bat
A German soldier during World War II was embellishing the number of troops he had with him
When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.
Turns out he was a fibber nazi.
I tried to plan a tour of the worlds oldest library
Unfortunately it was fully booked
Apparently there is a severe shortage of doulas around the world...
It's a real mid-wife crisis!
I am currently one of the world record holders for the Rubik's Cube...
It has been 43 years and I still cannot solve it.
I recently watched a Reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, but it was a little disappointing.
The finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They’re calling it Mercedes-clenz
Carolina Reaper is one of the spiciest peppers in the world. But they are not scary.
For the wise men once said: Don't fear the Reaper
My son cried when he lost his first girlfriend. I told him don't worry its not the end of the world
With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.
I’m telling my 5yr old about the wonderful world of literature and she says it sounds boring. I responded with
But... it’s lit! Hits the dad dab
The fishermen of Sevastopol are the saddest in the world.
They ply the waters of the Crimea River.
My flat-earther friend was determined to walk to the edge of the world to prove it's flat.
in the end, he came around.
What do you get if you stand all of the boxers in the world in a row?
Now that the USA is no longer the pre-eminent superpower of the world, what's next?
An alternative... was that A'Tuin was crawling from the Birthplace to the Time of Mating. When they arrived they would briefly and passionately mate, for the first and only time, and from that fiery union new turtles would be born to carry a new pattern of worlds.
This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.
Joke by Terry Pratchett, ‘The Colour of Magic’, Prologue.
There are 3 types of people in this world...
Those who are good at math, and those who are bad at math.
As an archaeologist, I could instantly tell the people of the ancient world were into sweet things...
They used a mortar and PEZ-tle.
Yeah, it's dumb but it sure beats a repost!
My great grandfather always used to say to me that there were three types of people in this world
Those who can count, and those who can not.
(Another post reminded me of this. The great grandfather of mine in question passed away 4 years ago. He also always used to tell me “water is for bathing, always remember that” while he drank a glass of anything alcoholic. Funny thing is he only drank like one small glass a day. Sorry for rambling).
The world has run out of 9s...
...because seven ate nine (789).
I don't really understand the game of starting out calling plays for T-ball games then advancing to calling plays in the World Series...
The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.
Have you heard about the new game getting released? It’s AI is 20 years ahead of it’s time, graphics are truly real life, an open world concept where anything you want to do is truly possible. It’s called:
Go outside and ride your bike
With all that's going on, I told my dad that finishing my degree in astrophysics may not be the kind of science the world needs right now.
He looked away from the TV long enough to say, "Black holes matter."
Sigh... "Yeah, Dad. They are."
Have you heard about how the world is apparently running out of helium?
Lies.
All lies, just fed to us by the big ballon and helium companies to inflate their prices.
There are really only 10 different kinds of people in this world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
There are two types of people in this world.
- Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are two types of people in this world
Those who extrapolate on incomplete data
There are three types of people in this world
Those that can count, and those that can't.
There are two types of people in this world.
People who finish what they started
There are 3 kinds of people in this world
Those who can count and those who can’t.
There are 3 types of people in the world:
Those that can count,
Those that can’t.
There are two kinds of people in this world
Those that can extrapolate incomplete data,
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
There are two types of people in this world
There are 10 types of people in this world
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
There are 3 types of people in the world:
1: The ones who can count
3: The ones who can’t
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