We have a dad-abase full of them.
Because when you take it off you wonder where the titties went.
I mean, its called Germ-many
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
It's because they bless the rains down in Africa.
He got married.
But I guess that’s just the way gravity works.
Then I realized it's because you can use it if you ever get asalted
I do it so I can say “I go to the Jim first thing every morning.”
It’s because they’re all corny.
Then it hit me.
Turns out they always Round Up.
And then it hits me
"Oh, it's just a badge oak."
It’s all blind dates...
Then there’s me over here, “I guess tree names were poplar. “
I said, "Because he didn't get anywhere with it."
Because he can't sea!
Because he's married
because he has a wife
Because he is married.
