I wonder why the corona cases are so low in Deutschland

I mean, its called Germ-many

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotnobackbone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Wonder no more !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Ever wonder why there are a bunch of stories about vampires in Europe but not Africa?

It's because they bless the rains down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patabell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his friends?

He got married.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thatdarnbandit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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I wonder why
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePinkPanda205
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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I used to wonder why I felt held down all the time.

But I guess that’s just the way gravity works.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaredjtaylor86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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I wonder why they tell you your cashier's religion on the receipt? imgur.com/gqAIMnr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthEwok42
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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I always used to wonder why it was called pepper spray

Then I realized it's because you can use it if you ever get asalted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samidoesstuff
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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People wonder why I call my toilet β€œthe Jim” instead of β€œthe John.”

I do it so I can say β€œI go to the Jim first thing every morning.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Ever wonder why weed killer doesn't kill as many weeds as advertised?

Turns out they always Round Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sad-Crow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Ever wonder why you never hear jokes about popcorn?

It’s because they’re all corny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoutineFollower
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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I always used to wonder why golfers would shout β€œfore”...

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heywood00d
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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Sometimes I wonder, "why is that frisbee getting bigger?"

And then it hits me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattmilli1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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Sometimes wonder why people reposting top r/dadjokes post, but then again it's just a dad thing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/terribledadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Why is Stevie wonders calendar like meeting people on tinder?

It’s all blind dates...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Younggsergg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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When people wonder why I am the way I am, I will just point them to this family conversation. (OC) imgur.com/ZWNLpTp
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SgtMac02
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2016
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I live in an old neighborhood with a 100 year old oak tree. One day every year, all the kids in the neighborhood put all their boy/girl scout badges on the tree. One day, I wonder why the kids do this. So, I called up my dad to ask him, and he said...

"Oh, it's just a badge oak."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kabirmain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2017
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There we were, driving through a small southern town with my mom and she says, β€œMaple, elm, cedar, all these streets are named after trees. I wonder why.”

Then there’s me over here, β€œI guess tree names were poplar. β€œ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mapkar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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My daughter and I saw a man returning a treadmill to Costco. I said, "I wonder why he is returning that?" She said, "I don't know."

I said, "Because he didn't get anywhere with it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drnotabene
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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Why don't you find Stevie Wonder at the beach?

Because he can't sea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorbread
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2017
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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0c1r
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why can’t Stevie Wonder see any of his friends?

because he has a wife

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t00punkt0fuck
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Why can't Stevie Wonder see any of his friends?

Because he is married.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2013
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