A list of puns related to "Wine Vineyard"
I just took my family to the Loire Valley for vacation (I live in Luxembourg, so it was just a road trip). My wife was interested in visiting a vineyard and trying out some local wine.
We asked at our hotel for recommendations. My wife looked over the brochures and complained that they were all in the neighboring town of Chinon.
She wondered if the hotel was getting kickbacks or something.
Me: "I call Chinon-agins!"
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie own a vineyard called Mirival that makes a really good rosé.
Wife: do you think they'll stop making Mirival?
Me: Even if they don't, we better stock up on it now. That wine is about to be terrible.
Wife: ...why?
Me: Because of sour grapes.
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