You should be careful when you have a window of opportunity.

They're a pane to replace

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👤︎ u/epic_null
📅︎ May 05 2021
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I wonder if they have a glass port hole on the Mars rover, to both see out of and so Martians could see into the rover...

Or did NASA miss this window of Opportunity?

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Back in 1993, I inherited a small fortune from my grandfather.

It said "A window of opportunity won't open by itself." The lucky numbers were 2, 4, 11, 12, 35, and 39.

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👤︎ u/FunnyID
📅︎ Oct 23 2017
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My wife found a hole in my underpants

I told her that it was her window of opportunity

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The window cleaner at work got me...

I was at work yesterday and there was a man cleaning the windows. He commented that all the customers had disappeared so I told him that it would be busy again in about an hour. He looks at me and says 'I guess this is my window of opportunity then' and winks.

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👤︎ u/flisis
📅︎ Sep 04 2015
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So my dad noticed a breeze...

Dad: "Sorry guys, but your computers might shut off."

Me: "Why? Is the power going out?"

Dad: "I'm closing windows."

Me: "Really dad?"

Dad: "I saw a window of opportunity."

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👤︎ u/Kittems
📅︎ Mar 15 2014
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Rewatched Aladdin tonight with my wife

At the scene when Aladdin was sent to the snowy mountain and the tower is rolling at him:

her: boy he has to time is just right!

me: he's waiting for the window of opportunity!

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👤︎ u/bopodogo
📅︎ Oct 14 2014
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I am ready to be a dad.

My sister and I both have MacBooks. Mine was on the couch and hers was on the coffee table. She decided to clean the coffee table so she moved her MacBook and placed it on top of mine. The golden window of opportunity flew open. "I see you've upgraded to the StackBook?" I laughed very hard and then proceeded to tell all of my friends.

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